9Friday, September 29, 2006
In the pic above,just one of my numerous fan groups smiling widely,celebrating about the fact that bigbrohu.blogspot.com is going to be updated this weekend. However,although I can't login to blogger,I've been keeping in touch with my fans through the tagboard too!As you people can see,the tagboard on the right has many of my fans lavishing praises upon me. It really brings a smile to my face to know that my blog has made life so much more meaningful for my fans out there. It delights me especially to know that a 13 year old kid idolises me and hopes to be like me 1 day. Came home to check my mail and I found out that this kid actually sent an email to me!Turn out that he was from Britain.Woah,my blog has definitely spread far and wide,through the seas,oceans and continents into the great British Isles. He attached a picture of him too!This is him below. Quite a good-looking dude i must say.Hmm...he just looks slightly familiar to me... As my close friends probably know, I've just started teaching tuition.And with this,inspires me with another motto in life, "To mould tomorrow's future,and also our country's future leaders." Now I know that I should not be selfish and just restrict my talent to educate to just Singapore, but to all the kids throughout this world. In today's globalised world,where inventions such as the internet has made the world smaller than ever before,teachings such as mine can be easily spread through means such as blogs. With bigbrohu.blogspot.com,I'm sure no kid in the world will be deprived of first-class education such as what I can offer them. To my fans out there,please enjoy yourself this weekend while I spend my Sunday doing duty in camp.And to the next update. Cheers! Disclaimer:The pictures used above are posted just for entertainment purposes.If in any way causing any offence to anyone,please correspond to me and I'll waste no time in removing it.On the other side,I'm confident that no one will take offence with it,but are actually feeling honoured to have their pictures up on such a distinguished blog like mine.
After many,many days without an update on bigbrohu.blogspot.com,I'm sure my fans out there are exhilarated to see this entry right?
"Yay! Bigbrohu.blogspot.com has been updated!We,the pretty girls in his fan club are so,so delighted!"
Been in camp for the past few days,where the lack of choices in terms of activities after office hours can leave me pulling out my hair.However,1 of the best ideas in SAF history(at least in Selarang camp) is to include an I-net room in camp where servicemen can surf the net when they are free.However,there are downsides to it too.(Of course,nothing can be perfect in the SAF.) Sites like friendster,youtube and of course porno are inaccessible through these computers.The strange thing is that although the blogger homepage can be accessed,there seems no way to be able to login and write entries.As a result,there is nothing I can do to be able to publish new entries for my fans out there.
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9Sunday, September 24, 2006
Another championship won by Class 2D.To the extreme left in white is our form teacher Mr Lee Soo Tuan who taught us Chinese.One particular fond memory was during a lesson where we are supposed to read Lian He Zao Bao and bring up issues to discuss,one of my classmates(can't remember who,probably the horny Winston Tan) started questioning Mr Lee about a report on a rape case.Thereafter,for the rest of the lesson,which is supposed to be used for other curriculum syllabus,Mr Lee explained to us the Chinese translations of the different types of sex.Shou jiao,gang jiao,kou jiao.Which means animal sex,anal sex and oral sex respectively.As 13,14 year old kids,we definitely do not know much about all these and are therefore introduced to our earliest form of sex education.(Obviously,those who know about class 2D's class computer porn debacle would probably denounce my last statement.) Thanks Mr Lee.You are not merely a Chinese teacher or just any other form teacher,but really a respected educator who entertains and also enlightens us about issues of life. Pic of us enjoying ourselves at the beach.To the very left dressed in white is the cute,fat Gordon Giang from those days.As you guys probably know from my previous entry,Gordon doesn't look like this now.But still,I always remember him fondly from those days.To all of you guessing where I am,I'm in the middle of them all,being buried in the sand.In those days, I was subject to physical torture,intimidation and also at times stimulation.Although Ti Kor already have primary school ginas back then,he decided not to use them just to allow the class to bond together in making Ti Kor go through such S-M methods. As read from above,we are already very well-equipped in terms of sex education knowledge.So this is the result of Mr Lee's teaching.I am 2nd from the left and to my left,Wong Minghui wana pinch my cock.While i was trying to put my head onto Salas's stomach,some thing was bulging out from the khaki shorts he was wearing.His telesterone level was so high then,even at the tender age of 14.By the way,Salas is our resident porn king and introduced many sites to the class computer then.2nd from the right is current Singapore national judoka Wee Pui Seng who won a medal at the recent SEA games,this guy is damn horny too even up till today when his exploits at cybersex is often discussed at gatherings. Our Zai Dui during those times,Plaza Singapura.The security guards were so scared then of our massive numbers that they always allow us to watch movies free of charge.Either walking through the back door or after buying tickets to watch 1 show,which is in fact a full 1 day pass at GV Plaza Sing. On a trip to Sunset Bay,Sentosa. I also don't know what pose i was doing :( Looks so idiotic.Notice Gordon in the middle,still wearing his white shirt in the water.I still remember his reasoning behind that,even after so many years. " I scared exposing my mammoth tits will put all the females here into shame and depression and that they will commit suicide." Gordon Giang,my man.
Memories from Chinese High Sec 2D
I was talking to James Zhang from my Sec 2D Chinese High days online when he suggested I write an entry about our glory days back in those times. There are just too many achievements to name.Winning inter-class soccer tournaments,drama competitions or just any random sort of challenge,that's just any other day in the life of Sec 2D. James sent me these pictures which really remind me of how great those days were and memories and tears of joy are just flooding me now.
Enjoy
Wrestling sessions are the norm in a typical day in 2D.Yida definitely doesn't look like he is having a good time.I was behind him checking out his perky butt which I've been waiting to check out ever since he gave me a peep of his ass at the street soccer court.
So vulgar even at that age,Chinese High boys, leaders of Singapore's future.Notice Gordon's fats spilling out from his shirt.By the way, I reckon that shirt is part of the Chinese High uniform.
This is a tribute to my 2nd most favourite disco,Rush Dance Club.
For the uninitiated,Rush is located on the now-quiet,once-happening Mohd Sultan Road.Right opposite the Bak Kut Teh shop. The genre of music played: Eurodance. More popular known as techno.Not many a level students or graduates congregate at this club but of course there is the rare few who really knows how to appreciate such pulsating dance music. Considered to be a relative newcomer in the techno clubs scene as compared to now defunct clubs like Club 3,Club 7 and Sparks. Also widely known as a club with backing from the secret society gang number 18.
So,why the sudden tribute to Rush?
The urge to write this tribute comes after a night where George,Lum Kor and Ti Kor sped down to Sultan from their own homes at Initial D-esque speeds,trying to get to Dbl O before 10,with the misconception that our silver SAFRA card could have got us into the club free of charge.As a result, the SAF let us down,yet again.Guess what,the promotion has ended last month. Maybe it's my fate with the SAF,we really are ba zi bu he.
Ok,so as we were walking away from Dbl O disappointed,we were thinking that maybe on a Thursday night,there may not be a need to pay cover charge to enter Rush.However,as we approached Rush,I found that it is not open.The first thought that crossed my mind was that Rush is not open on Thursday.As i walked closer,I found a note sticked onto the front door,with the words "The Last Dance" emboldened on that piece of paper.As this moment,fear starts to knock at the door of my heart.As i continue reading the note,my heart starts to sink deeper and deeper into the abyss of depression.
Rush is closing after 30th September.Which is conspiciouly also the day where we were planning to go since weeks ago to celebrate Andrew Li Weiqi's birthday.And on that night,Rush will be spinning for the last night.
As the thought starts to sink in,a wild torrent of emotions hit me straight into the face suddenly.Rush is closing down.
This story actually dates back to years ago,where Rush is 1 of the very few clubs along the Sultan stretch whereby it is not filled with black Indians.As a result,me and my friends,staring at a lack of choices,decided to go in to take a look.What we found is a heaven of electrifying Eurodance music,where unlike mainstream clubs like Zouk or Chinablack during those times,the people in Rush are genuinely enjoying their music instead of trying to look good or looking around to pick up chicks.Albeit there are times where high emotions rears its ugly side in terms of violence,I would rather be in such a club where people are less pretentious.Also,there are not many places in boring Singapore where you can see 20 or more people engaging in a mass brawl.:) As the techno music plays,the shouts of the various gang poems resonate with such melodious charm,you can't help but think that although these guys are less educated,they definitely have some sort of musical talent hidden within them.
Hai...so 30th Sept,on a night where there is supposed to be celebrations and happiness all round,celebrating Weiqi's birthday,I'm sure there will definitely be more than a tinge of sadness within all of us too,where we know that this is the last night where we can enjoy ourselves at this place where so much memories,puke and blood have been shed.
I urge everybody,even those who have never been to techno clubs or have the misconception that these clubs are boring,to just come down on 30th September,enjoy it or just experience it for the final time,as there will not be any such opportunities in future.
To all those people who frequent this club,it's time to leave our differences aside.Be it you are from AST,KT or 18. If you really just want to fight just for old time's sake,let's make it a good 1 this time.
To Rush Dance Club,I will make The Last Dance the Best 1 too.Thanks for the memories.
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9Friday, September 22, 2006
And the picture above shows the people that came down to give our Mr Chua tempo.Note that to Yida's right is is his special someone,whom his dearest buddies prepared as a surprise parting gift for him,making arrangements to the most minute detail as to her transport and even her seating arrangements,just to create the happiest dinner Yida can get before leaving for Manchester.Another point that should also be noted is that yours truely took a cab all the way down from Christ Church Sec beside Jalan Besar Stadium,after his most significant ever friendly match against the Young Lions,to make sure he was there to give Yida a farewell.That's what you call a true friend.This is what I call loyalty to brothers.That's why Ti Kor is known widely by his 3 principles:gou hen,jiang yi qi,and xiong di gou duo which has also been quoted on the famous movie series "Young and Dangerous". Oh yah,also from the pic above,you notice that Hadec is wearing a singlet,which fashion experts have identified as the latest Armani singlet this autumn,which have the words 'ARMY' written across the back. This is what I call a true friend,wearing the most exquisite singlet he can find and gracing such an important event wearing it and at a such a nice place like Fosters too! So nice of Shu to give this stick-shaped box of candies to Yida.Those who have read my entry earlier would have known that this is an amended caption of the picture above.This is due to the fact that the previous caption was found to be slightly offensive to Shu.Thus,an official apology here and I'm sure that you will be happy to see that this caption has been amended.Thanks for the Pooh bear btw sweet of you to give it to your favourite blogger. And there it is,Chua Yee Tat flys off to Manchester again for another extended period of time while those friends that often visit his hometown of JB will surely miss this Ahmad who ferries them all over the place.The picture above is taken just before his flight at Changi Airport.On a more emotional note,Yida has been a great friend all these years since our Secondary 1 days in Chinese High,where we had great dreams and ambitions about making it big in the business world 1 day,which I'm sure we can,to those days at SAJC.He will be sorely missed but I know that on his return,he will be armed with at least a Honours degree which can only do him good.I will never forget especially about all those times during JC when during soccer games,in particular the National Schools' matches,where there are hundreds of spectators,he saved me repeatedly from been utterly embarassed by helping me take goal kicks again and again. Bon Voyage Yida, I look forward to the day when we sit atop our big grand hot air balloon,above the new Wembley stadium,watching the match where we elaborately fixed unfold in the best seats of them all.To the chinking of our glasses filled to the brim with wine,when the goal that we have been expecting is scored. Cheers.
And so...after a long wait here is a little small update on Takumi's Realm.
There are really too many things that happened since my last update here,thus i shall try to recall and hopefully get some pictures to help me do the job.Thankfully,i have a day off tomorrow(that means a long weekend,courtesy of the MO) to pen down my thoughts.
Hm...I shall talk about Yida's farewell dinner,since up till now this is the only event where I actually can obtain pics on it.The rest is up to my fellow Zha Fit Ren(that's you,Lum Ye of Eunos/Ubi) to upload for me.
And ok..This dinner is held at Foster's Holland Village.Whoever the hell organised this dinner must be rich,but please spare a thought for the CPL drawing a meagre pay of $570.
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9Saturday, September 16, 2006
Have been asked to update my blog more often but army commitments means less time to do up my wonderful online diary.so my faithful readers please practise some patience but be sure that there will be more nice and hopefully entertaining posts to come.
The last week has been extremely hectic with army,soccer and social gatherings all packed into the last few days.Notably,David Wu and Yida are going overseas so they each organised their own gatherings like a bbq and a dinner respectively.More of these to be mentioned in upcoming posts as Takumi have yet to received any pictures on these events.Friends please send them in for me to put it up.Highlights will include a booze-filled bbq(without much food but plenty of booze;is that still called a bbq?) and a dinner where the presence of someone special sure made Yida's day.
Special shout-outs to Indra Ho and Cheng Yew Teng on their 20th birthdays. May you enjoy the last year before adulthood and although I personally did not deliver any presents to you guys,I sincerely hope that a special mention on my widely-publicised blog is enough to make you guys happy :)
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9Friday, September 08, 2006
oh man this new blog skin just looks so gd,it makes me wana cry just by looking at it :)
edited a quote from my favourite girl Paris Hilton to mildly describe how i feel after changing my new blog skin.For a blogging novice and HTML idiot,this is a tremendous feat.
Don't know how to create an 'add comments' feature at the end of my posts though,like the previous skin can,but i think the outlook more than make up for that haha.
This skin may look a bit dark and is filled with hate,a complete opposite of myself,but its time to show a different side of me that I'm not someone to be trifled with.Especially in my zai dui Serangoon.
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9Thursday, September 07, 2006
Today i will describe the various army vocations and also their different roles in the army using my personal friends as examples :)
Technician:Alvin Teo aka Hadech Fat Kia
This vocation is normally left for the PES C people (not so healthy,medical problems aplenty,but some also geng one) to fill.According to the man-in-the know,Hadech,there are many different kinds of equipment that they can maintain e.g. rifles and so.
Typically,they have an 8 to 5 stay out life.This job is slack.
What makes me say that?Seeing how my friend Hadech balloon to over 100kg is enough
evidence of that.The countless canteen breaks is taking a toll on both his pocket and his
body.Another notable technician that i know of is former Chinese High heavyweight Gordon Giang,
who have since gone through a mysterious transformation into his present skinny self,definitely not the
result of being a technician. Rumours in circulation are that Gordon have gone through a liposuction.
Rifleman: Yong Changkian aka Scanty aka Cutie
The rifleman is what makes up most of our army.These combat fit soldiers go through all type of shit and is regarded as the most unpopular vocation by most people.Riflemen are mostly made up of hokkien peng and also those that received lesser education,m*ts?Lots of them have been through RTC,Boys' Home and such and when you are in a rifleman's bunk,it is often that many colourful dragon or war god designs can be seen on their bodies.This vocation's unpopularity is due to the common perception that rifleman go through all types of shit training but get only meagre pay and are not well respected in general.However,riflemen actually live quite slack lives when they are having lull period or when their training ends.They mostly spend their time kao bei kao bu,watching TV,or in the case of our friend CJ,thinking about how to charm the girls.Our famous Mole has also build up substantial muscles and by communicating with his Hokkien pengs often,he will soon be able to add ah lians into his ever-growing armoury of girls/flings that is generally made up of girls who has received A level education.
The sportsman: Lin Diyan
The luckiest form of service you can do for the nation:by playing sports.Talented sportsman who have the right connections often lead enjoyable and relaxing NS lives by playing their favourite sports as their vocation.One good instance is my friend Diyan.As you can see,he plays water polo.This PES E (the lowest health grade.very,very sickly.wonder how he plays polo.apparently 1 of his ear is useless for hearing) dude lives a 8am to 10am,7pm to 9pm life just by playing polo.His primary vocation is supposedly a clerk but he is excused from even turning up at the office due to his sports commitments.What a lucky guy.Now you people you know why he seems to have seemingly endless off days when you see him in town.
Commando:Micah Lewis
Our commandos,the elite of the elites.From battling in 
the jungles of Thailand to jumping off planes,these guys are the professionals in it.The 1st Commando Batallion has won the SAF Best Unit Competition for countless times.Their tough men training appears not to have gone to waste.However many commandos e.g. Micah Lewis complain that they do not get a salary that they should deserve.Nevertheless,their fit bodies will always be a reward for their gruelling physical work."For Honour and Glory" is their motto.Personally, I feel that their motto can be best seen in them when they hit the clubs.Commandos are generally the bunch who are most desperate for girls.Must be the result of too much isolation from the opposite sex in the jungles.On a particular booze-fuelled post NDP parade event at Zouk,these commandos can be seen brazenly trying to arrange orgy sessions with girls. Haha,just after seeing them hold their heads up high on TV, their ways in Zouk show that our elite defenders of Singapore actually really do need females to survive.Females please do your jobs in pleasing our commandos to ensure that we continue to have security and prosperity in Singapore.
By the way,I'm not relating to Micah Lewis in any way in the post above :) The photo above shows Lewis on the right,while on the left is our Prince Charming pilot will be further described in a later post.
This is quite tiring so I'm going to continue with a part 2 in future.Stay tuned.
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9Tuesday, September 05, 2006
Although i know this is a very new blog and also that not really many people view my page now,i would still like to extend a big invition to anyone who wana play a friendly match against my team.
Of course,the field and the referee must be booked to ensure as professionally-runned a match as we can possibly organise.
Any stakes?We will be up for it.Although i think playing "punch" as stake would be great for me personally.
Anyway i never seem to get enough of playing soccer.Almost every Sat we already have a street soccer session down at Lor Ah Soo,+ the car park street soccer with my mortar platoon mates in camp,+ 9div soccer training for the inter formation tournament.
How can you stop me from playing the beautiful game man...
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9Sunday, September 03, 2006
so the title of this post is "kbkb"
:)
ok i just read this article on today's Sunday Times about videos of NSFs fooling around being caught on video and circulated via youtube.
and people are making a big fuss about it now.
COME ON MAN WADS THE BIG DEAL WHEN SOME NSFs (National Slavery Force) ARE TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF THEIR MONOTONOUS,MEANINGLESS LIVES AS SLAVES WITH MOMENTS OF HARMLESS FUN?
Seriously,so what's wrong with us posting videos of a mock shooting or a staged ndp ceromony?Is there the need to make such a big hoo-ha over it.Maybe Singaporeans are really too enclosed in their small little island that they fail to look at the real big issues out there in the world.And MINDEF,being their usual politically correct self,start to release statements about the personnel involved in the video being punished.Is it time to start protecting the interests of your servicemen,who are already trying hard not to call the SAF hotline or even the New Paper hotline reporting about the atrocities their commanders,mostly regulars,do in camp.The practicing of double standards to serve the best interests of regulars at the expense of NSFs,there are countless examples of these.Yet us,who are already finding serving in the army a complete wastage of time and are just trying to suck it all up and tolerate the nonsense,are getting punished and attacked for such minor "offences".What more can i say.
It will not be right for me to overgeneralise all the regulars in the army.Of course there are plenty of good commanders who signed on in the army.But im sure many guys who have served their NS will probably identify with what I'm talking about.Such black sheep really taint the reputation of army regulars to such a great extent that i think only the word "shit" can be used to describe the reputation of these regulars.
Ok enough of the kbkb of all these army shit.Too many personal incidents that I have experienced just made me so pissed with the whole NS system.On a lighter note,I may be going to Zouk this mambo night so see u guys there.I'm sure the drinks will be overflowing again :)
haha..was being bored and just doing some random blog surfing when an ingenius idea struck me,"Y shldn't I start a blog too?"And so here is the masterpiece.
Benefits of blogging
1.Brush up my English. Since i dun really have a realli great command of the English language,i guess this will probably help me in improving? Although i was frm Chinese High doesn't really mean that i am that cheena.I believe that i am actually an effective bilingual person who will succeed in the real world out there. :) By the way,my GP grade was better den most of you guys out there probably. So take that
2.Educate the plentiful morons out there.I plan to use this blog to say anything i want,including my views on life and maybe current affairs? So the morons out there can get to learn from a soon-to-be undergraduate.Hopefully from reading my blog they can widen their thinking and get out of their little world of playing DOTA and Maplestory.
3.To try to be famous.In today's digital age,blogging is 1 of e ways u can fasttrack into the world of the rich and famous.Look at that stupid xiaxue.W/o her blog who would know of her inconsequential existence.(Btw i tink she is damn ugly and poser.On another note,she cannot be too stupid as she actually manage to make blogging her profession and even earn $ from it.) A person of my stature shldn't need to use this avenue to become famous budden haha...No harm trying using different forms of method trying to make it right? Watch out Paris Hilton im soon gona be a socialite and become more famous than u blond bitch.
4.Too sian at home.Nothing better to do so might as well start this blog.
On a more serious note,i really dunno whether this is just a stupid 1 off idea or i will really take the effort to maintain this.Guess only time will tell.
Apologies to the many insensitive and egoistic remarks up there.All these are just my personal opinions so please do not take offence in it
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