9Friday, November 17, 2006
The casino only allows aged 21 year old and above to enter their premises. So, to my 20 year old friends, you all cannot enter yet. The malay security guards posted at the entrances will swoop down on any underaged children trying to enter.
The below text is a joint effort co-written by Micah Lewis and Ah Long and it is a travelouge about their recent holiday/gambling trip to Genting Highlands.It may be a tad long,but it is sure an enjoyable read.However,beneath this highly entertaining post,there is actually a hidden moral message underneath this entry.
Without further ado,enjoy!
Between 12 Nov to 15 Nov, the West Side Boys (long ago known as Oonk Tong) invited 3 members from Ang Moh Tong, codenamed Jia, MeCar and Qiao Zi, to Genting in Malaysia for days and nights (nobody could really tell once you are inside) of fun and business in the casino.
We boarded a 26-seater coach and left Johor Bahru at 120830. (Time format in military style due to acute loss of sense of time in Genting)
*Coincidentally, this picture shows the 2 big winners and 2 big losers for the trip. For the superstitious, it shows that good must exist with evil, as in Ying and Yang.
We approximately arrived at First World Hotel, Genting, around 121530. While waiting and smoking at the hotel lobby, Hardec's mother mysteriously (seriously!) appeared from afar. Hardec, with his sleight of hand, threw his cigarette on the floor and went to welcome his mum. Hardec then sweetly went to check-in for us.
Fast forward to 121630, Hardec, Ah Mun, Wei Kwang, Jia and Qiao Zi were already changing to their long pants/jeans and collar T-shirts (A must dress code for casino). While MeCar and me managed to resist the phenom pull of the casino and managed to do some window shopping in the hotel.
On to Monday in Genting. Because the West Side Boys care about giving the Ang Mohs a holistic holiday, we planned a trip to the theme park. By that time, Ah Mun already had to borrow money for a 34RM entrance fee. The highlight of the theme park was a ride that restricted 'well-packed' adults.The below picture illustrates.
Today (Monday) is also the execution of Operation DrugNeck. We have declassified the files to the operation so that people realise that the friends of BigBroHu cannot be messed with.
HIGHLY CLASSIFIED MILITARY INFORMATION
LEVEL 9 CLEARANCE
Hardec was given orders to head the spanking of MeCar. A few days before the trip, MeCar managed to bribe the rest of the 5 undercover agents to reverse the tables on Hardec. Due to Hardec's powerful strength and agility, a plan was hatched to immobilise him. A highly intoxicating sleeping pill, Lorazepam is to be fed to him during one of his many food binges.
Hence, the operation commences.
*The operation was a highly secretive one. Even though we openly displayed the Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) he will not realise it till this post is out on BigBroHu.blogspot.com. (BigBroHu has generously allowed us to guest blog)
*Wei Kwang trying to be cheeky when Hardec was off his guard but full of strength.
*The fateful dinner where Ah Mun manages to slip a pill into Hardec's bowl of Bah Kut The soup. He easily gobbled the soup down.
After the we finished the dinner, Hardec conveniently mentioned that he felt abit tired after the big meal. According to Ah Mun, Wei Kwang and me, who always have supper together with Hardec, we never heard of him feeling lethargic. Ever. Only states of vomiting or exteme expansion of the stomach. We headed back to out hotel room to 'rest'. According to Jia, the powerful sedative would take effect in 15 to 20 mins and the drowsiness feeling would last for the next 12 hours. However, after 1 hour of observation, Hardec could still move around and listen to his MP3 without closing his eyes. We decided it was now or never.
*The magnificent 6. From top left, going clockwise, Ah Long, Jia, Qiao Zi, MeCar, Ah Mun, Wei Kwang.
*Our team logo, the pride and joy. You could tell that MeCar was abit afraid that we would suddenly turn the tables on him.
The operation was a huge success. Hardec never realised there was a camera filming all the time. The following link is the top secret video of the highly acclaimed operation.
My apologies to the original authors.Some text had been slightly edited because some pictures are not able to be uploaded on Blogger.Blame Blogger.
9Wednesday, November 15, 2006
After a long break from blogging,thanks to my wonderful guest blogger,here I am again.
Just to reiterate the point on the right side of my blog,this is my domain and not some shared avenue to chat like teamuncles.blogspot.com,and this is in reference to what David Wu said on my tagboard.David,please concentrate on your studies and your drinking or whatever in England and do not spout nonsense on my tagboard.
The previous entry by my guest blogger Geor** seems to be overwhelmingly popular as can be seen from the tagboard,however,under closer scrutiny,you will find that most of these people who lavished praise on the guest blogger are those who usually loves to tease BigBroHu. From my well-informed sources, most people still prefer the writing style of the 1 and only BigBroHu.This enigmatic personality continues to be the biggest blogging phenomenen in 2006.
It's nice to hear that people like Neck,George and Clay are doing well up in Genting Highlands.Well done guys!
This is the first step to making sure that Genting International do not have the necessary funds to make a competitive bid for the Intergrated Resort.Regarding which company is Oonk Tong actually placing its support and weight behind,all these regarded as top secret.But be assured,whoever wins the bid for the IR will definitely be worthy of it,and it will be ensured that this IR will be fully operated and managed by the biggest gang in Singapore. Las Vegas Sands,Eighth Wonder,Kerzner International? Your guess is as good as anyone else's.
My dad actually tagged on the board requesting me to touch more on national issues.I would need to plead for more time and patience as I start to shift my focus from all these macro perspectives to micro stuff,to cater to the needs of the pre-65ers. Just to tell them,national issues are too unimportant for me to discuss about here.I have much bigger things to write about.
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9Saturday, November 11, 2006
My latest blog entry--contributed by 1 of the names in my list of distinguished guest bloggers.He,who did not wish to have his identity revealed,admitted to me that he finds it hugely stressful to write for such a big publication.But with plenty of cajoling and encouragement,he managed to put in a really commendable effort into creating this masterpiece of an entry.
To be honest,G****e,I'm really impressed with what you have produced.
So guys,let us appreciate his wonderful work which he took more than 3 hours to produce.
WHO IS HU? King of the Blogosphere, Pauper in Reality? - Special Report -
Posted: 10:35 a.m. HKT, November 11, 2006
A Saturday Special By George Koh
(KNN) -- Following the Media Development Authority of Singapore's (MDA) recent release of figures from a new study on Internet literacy, the blogosphere in general has received a boost in readership. Among the many figures released, the one figure that stood out was the number of blogs maintained by local teenagers. Almost half of all teens in Singapore aged 15 to 19 are on the Internet, blogging or podcasting, and this number is set to grow. This means that there are some 120, 000 or so blogs by these youngsters online. Recent years have seen many individuals making a name for themselves through their interesting and sometimes controversial comments posted in their blogs. In fact, they are already household names to both the young and the old. Who wouldn't have heard of Mr Brown, Xiaxue, Rockson (and his horse), or Sarong Party Girl aka Miss Izzy (to the loyal FHM readers)?
Today, new personalities start to rise up from this 120, 000 inspired and sometimes disillusioned young people. Karbon8ed aka jia. Micah (pronounced meee2 car3). More prominently, the man of bigbrohu.blogspot.com fame who goes by the moniker of Takumi Hu. George Koh goes undercover to look at the real side of this man.
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The blogosphere has fallen head over heels in love with Takumi, aka BigBroHu, aka Tikor, and it is not hard to see why. Over the last couple of months, he has added vibrancy and joy to the world of blogging. Internet users, bored from the usual Friendster and wholivesnearyou crap, have once again found motivation in moving their mice to click on the Internet Explorer and type ' www.bigbrohu.blogspot.com', whether it is after a hard day of work at an English bank, a tired day at the university, or a wasted week at the army camp. a recent study showed that 100% of the *local young people being surveyed said that the all-time favourite blog which enabled them to laugh at nonsense was none other than Takumi's (* a total of 2 people were surveyed).
For the uninitiated, www.bigbrohu.blogspot.com, in general, is about the chronicles of Takumi Hu, a self-professed influential triad leader in Singapore (if you still have no idea hu he is, you will not be blamed, but please pray hard that he will spare your family) who has links with the hus hu of the Hong Kong underworld. Some of the issues close to his heart include the stories of one of his more 'prominent'(in the physical sense) ginas (gangland slang for subordinates), juggling national service liability with his unlawful dealings, and to some extent, working very hard to providing an alternative place for intellectuals to gather and share their ideas to make the world a better place.
However, it has been widely circulated that all this is just a farce. The reporter, together with his/her (gender has been withheld to protect his/her family) team of informants from within his network, have managed to find the truth behind this man of lies and disillusionment.
PHOTO: REUTERS
Hu seen in an undated photo with his gang at an undisclosed location.
The faces are blurred to protect the identities of the 10 informants.
*Gasp!* So hu are his loyal ginas?
Lie No. 1
He wrote: "In the pic above,just one of my numerous fan groups smiling widely,celebrating about the fact that bigbrohu.blogspot.com is going to be updated this weekend ."
We found out: After interviews and chats with the people featured in the photographs, the team found out that none of them knew Takumi personally or even went to his blog before, much less anticipate any updates.
Lie No. 2
He reasoned: "In those days, I was subject to physical torture,intimidation and also at times stimulation.Although Ti Kor already have primary school ginas back then,he decided not to use them just to allow the class to bond together in making Ti Kor go through such S-M methods."
We say: The first sentence was the truth. We are not so sure about the next.
Misleading Quote No. 3
He hallucinated: "Also,there are not many places in boring Singapore where you can see 20 or more people engaging in a mass brawl.:) As the techno music plays,the shouts of the various gang poems resonate with such melodious charm,you can't help but think that although these guys are less educated,they definitely have some sort of musical talent hidden within them"
We say: Give the lad some credit for being half-truthful. He just didnt mention that he normally appreciates the orchestra by squatting and trembling in a hidden corner of the club or under a table.
Lie No. 4
He boasted: "To my parents(if they are reading this):Have fun in Japan,please visit my training ground Mt Akina and I'm sure the people there will be thrilled to know that their racing god's parents are actually in town ."
We found out: He has got nice parents, but he's no racing god. Defaces his father's car every other time he uses it. Walks out of the car to insert cashcard at the carpark. Dumb or different? You decide.
PHOTO: AFP
Lie No. 5
He dreamt: "A big thank you to them,there will be a discount on the protection money dued to us next month"
We say: Protection money?? The last we found out, this poor (in both senses) dude has only $40 left in his bank account. In addition to that, sources close to the informants say that he is in debt.
However, having said that, readers (some even call themselves fanatics) still welcome and embrace this personality with all their hearts. The team of informants found out that some of them volunteer their help in helping Hu to post videos featuring him and his gang on the popular YouTube website. Rumour has it that a couple of them are even helping him launch his own line of TI-kor merchandise, which includes TI-shirts for TInagers, TI-Rex toys for young children, plasma TI-Vs for adults and TI-Mac basketball sneakers for NBA wannabes. Launch of this highly anticipated line is believed to be scheduled for early February 2007.
When asked about whether more fans will continue to be conned but yet still be attracted to Hu's wacky style of blogging, Mr Tarcoo Mee, Minister of Blogosphere, simply said: "The revolution has already begun".
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9Wednesday, November 08, 2006
During my long hours in camp where i do mostly mundane but nonetheless important work defending our nation's shores,I will still manage to find time to check out what's cool and hot in the blogosphere,besides my own blog.
As the blogosphere is 1 big,messy world filled with all sorts of knowledge as well as rubbish,yours truly has narrowed the search to these 3 gems of a blog for the pleasure of my loyal readers.Enjoy.
Below are the blogs with articles that I would wish to highlight to my readers,however feel free to explore the rest of the blogs and the archives which I also find extremely interesting.
1.http://kakiberet.blogspot.com/2006/11/clubs-go-canto-again.html
2.http://karbon8ed.livejournal.com/ --article on 26th Oct is the highlight here.
3.http://nomoredrunkennights.blogspot.com/
The above 3 blogs should thank me for giving their readership a big boost of hundred-fold,which is just a conservative estimate.
On another issue altogether,recent fodder for gossip has been about the sudden increase in people calling themselves Takumi. And I would like to announce that to all the people out there,you people should know who is the Racing God of Mt Faber.
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=3142813
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=6136216
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=24211299
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=13099440
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=23532859
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=32533221
Of course,this is just a few of many "Takumis" around.Hmmm...how come they all want to imitate my name? Anyway,I doubt many of you people have the patience to see through all the 6 Takumi profiles I listed above,but to reward those people with the virtue of perseverance,BigBroHu has prepared a goodie for you all. 1 of the profiles listed above is that of a former figure from SAJC who was relatively-famous(by his wild walking swagger).However,his name here is not as what we know him as.Anyway,from his picture you should know who he is already. :)
Further details and stories about this guy may be revealed at a later date,pending the response of my audience.
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9Sunday, November 05, 2006
On the right,the man going to the UK,David Wu. On the left,James Zhang(or his twin David?sorry James,haven't really been seeing you around.) From Ti Kor's sources,another Chinese High alumnus,James Zhang is coming back from the USA,back to where he belong. A glorious welcome will definitely be planned for him in December as he makes an emotional return to his mentor,Big Bro Hu.Don't worry James,no more racial tensions like in the USA,here,I am King. Recently,rumours have been spreading around that I was whacked by a bunch of Malays at East Coast Park.Just to clarify this,such an incident indeed happened.However,not to me,but to my similar-sounding namesake, Ki*n Zi (name concealed to protect identity).The full story was that KZ was in a really high and celebratory mood,having drunk much alcohol,extended a friendly gesture by saying "Whats's up" to this group of mats. However,reason unknowing to me,they decided to view this as an aggressive gesture and delivered blows after blows,punches after punches at him.And without any logical explanation,decided to continue chilling out at the same spot after the attack.Of course,KZ,being the smart gina from 13tong,called the police immediately and these mats were caught as a result. What were they thinking man.Are their IQs that low?(I do not imply any offence along any grounds of racial lines,so no one can fault me on this.) Anyway,no matter what,don't worry KZ,13tong will definitely look into this matter again.Lum Kor of Ubi/Eunos/East Coast will definitely find out who are the culprits behind this vicious act and punish those who dare to create trouble in his territory. Also,to dispel rumours about any rift in Ang Moh Tong.This picture below was taken when we were having our showdown talks.The negotiations went off smoothly and in the end,an agreement which was satisfactory to both sides was met and prevented bloodshed in the Bishan area.
It had been a hectic past few days for me as usual as many activities are packed into my seemingly endless list of programmes.Such is the life of such an influential and prominent blogger/gang leader/national serviceman.
Thursday night was spent with the man who is going to the UK,ex-Chinese High student cum party organiser David Wu. His proposed trip to MOS was undoubtedly well-received by all of Oonk Tong and so we have numerous people showing up to give tempo to him(or me probably).The numbers of people who attended that night shall not be revealed so as to avoid the police looking into the possibility of charging me with having an illegel assembly. Anyway,we had plenty of drinks,rnb music and also trannies for company at MOS.
To David Wu:Bon voyage,you have really been a good friend to Ti Kor,from teaching him Maths in secondary school,to buying drinks for him,to always supporting his blog and not to mention,bully him on the basketball court.I hereby wish you success in your marvellous future.
Ti Kor trying to block out his face.No one should ever know what this gang leader looks like.
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9Friday, November 03, 2006
He caught our eye because of his rotund figure. Instantly, we nicknamed him “The Liability”. Little did we know that he is actually a tough-tackling no-nonsense defender, although he does dribble like he's a ballerina. He is fat and funny nigga, I like. Patrice Evrard, my new favourite player. And the above was what Neck wrote.Although I found it extremely idiotic with certain elements of his post,I continue to uphold my principles of freedom of speech and expression.Neck,even though some of the things you said could have lead to a few turmoils or 2 in the gang,I would still like to express my heartfelt thank you for giving me tempo in writing for my blog.For that,you will be rewarded with 2 wantons.
Today is the first guest entry from our very affiable Hadec.
Just to give a brief introduction to him,which I'm sure is really not required due to the frequent mentions of him in this blog.Neck is an all-rounder who weighs slightly over 110kg,and is currently serving his time in the army,albeit on many days MC.He is also a former 6-pointer in the O levels from the prestigious Chinese High School and hails from SAJC too.
And below is his entry.
Enjoy.
Dear all , I am NECK kor, Zhafit Ren of West Side Bukit Timah District.
Personal portrait.
(It is NOT a dickhead)
Neck kor will be taking over as guest blogger this week.
As such, he will be subjected to1 X SPANKING GAO GAO. This punishment will be served upon him at 2200 hours on 121106, maybe on the bus or in our hotel room. The process will be filmed and Youtubed. Stay tuned.
This week, as Joseph had a harajuka fever and I like niggers, the West Side Boys went to watch Sporting Afrique FC and Albirex Niigata. This match was played at the Theatre of Dreams because I watched until I fell asleep.
I had a little difficulty adapting as the night before I was watching Champions League, and yet now I was watching S-League. But I was not looking for free-flowing high quality football. When I go to watch an S-League match, I expect to see KELONG.
I was expecting to see own goals, misses from 1-yard, pitch melees, 14 goal thrillers and all that. Obviously these 2 international teams don't understand what the S-League is all about, therefore I suggest they balik kampong(go back to their kampong). They were trying to play a long-ball tactic when they couldn't, and every long-ball looked like a clearance. The keepers can kick much further than Tianci though. After enduring 92minutes of mundane soccer, Eichiro Ozaki scored a thunderous strike, Deco-like against Chelsea to settle the match 1-0 in favour of the Japanese. Following that, the stadium erupted to a thunderous applause, with the sound mostly coming from the massive speakers. After play resumed, the nigga-side keeper was damn guai lan as he sat down between the posts. As the full-time whistle blew, the stadium emptied and all that was left behind was a flurry of torn STRIKE tickets..including mine.
The only enjoyable part of the match is this guy below, Patrice Evrard. 
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