Tim's Realm

updates

2007-07-25T12:47:00.000+08:00

As expected, I did not have the energy or resolve to update this blog as much as my fans would like me to. But be thankful there's finally a post!

Where should I start with? I think I should kick off this new revival of my blog ( I hope) with some updates on myself. Firstly, besides the usual Wednesdays at Zouk with CJ Nigel and co. , I took my first step into university life by participating in the NBS (Nanyang Business School) Camp.

Above: My OG Mirage.

To be honest, the first 1 or 2 days was kinda sucky and I was really tempted to head back home. However, 22 months of army training has trained me up to endure and I told myself that it's a camp which I have chosen to take part voluntarily, unlike the BMT 7 day field camp, so I should try my utmost to complete the camp. In the end, I think that decision and endurance paid off. It was indeed something worth remembering, though it was freaking lame with all the stupid cheers and games and also tiring at times.

Next up...

My virgin emcee-ing experience at the New Urban Male beach pagaent held at Tanjong Beach Sentosa. Thanks to Ziqian and Henghui, I managed to land a job as an emcee for the afternoon at this event. Despite not really fulfilling my potential and maintaining my reputation as Singapore's next Glen Ong ( I set high standards for myself, others may say it's a very good attempt at being an emcee), I believe I had a fulfilling afternoon as it was actually quite fun being an emcee at such an informal event, not to mention friends made!

The beach babes and hunks of the New Urban Male beach pagaent.

On a more personal note, the wonderful holidays are coming to an end and I thank all my friends who have had fun with me and also contributed to make it a truly enjoyable time. It's indeed worrying that many of us would have to finally sit our asses down to do some serious studying. However, I'm sure we will never forget the times we have spent together.

Special shoutout to Melvin Lum: Hey roomie! We gona rule Hall 6 with an iron fist! Let's hope that we can have fun while managing to get good grades at the same time!

Song of the month for everyone. Gwen looks absolutely gorgeous here.

bored

2007-07-06T21:37:00.000+08:00

Feeling bored on a Friday night where no normal 21 year old guy should be home, i decided to write on this almost-defunct blog.

Many things to be updated but after another night of Hideki-fuelled champagne, my mind has nothing but images from Wednesday night. (Friends of mine like CJ and Diyang may not agree, they claimed that I did stuff which I wouldn't have done should I be fully aware of what I'm doing. More of that later)

As research have shown, alcohol can kill brain cells and this is not exactly the best way to prepare ourselves for the upcoming university semester. Some of you may ask, "Why do we like clubbing so much?"

Answer: To enjoy and immerse ourselves in fun, friends and music. Another point not to be overlooked is the fact that chicks are often found on Wednesday nights in the clubs.

What we(or maybe just me) did not realise is, with the effect of alcohol which tends to blur our consciousness and ability to think, Patricia Mok can actually look like Fiona Xie. My pursuit of chicks resulted in, according to rumours(Diyang and CJ's claimed information can at best be described as rumours), an interaction with chicks with dicks which is definitely too close for comfort. Such an incident is not the first as a relatively famous event in the history of Phuture also happened similarly, with many pictures regarding the said event being taken. However, it has mysteriously been lost in the market and I urge anyone who have these photos to contact me via email and monetary exchange can be negotiated with regards to me securing these photos. A prospective leader in society should always seek to bury all information which is destructive to his cause.

Many degratory remarks also came out from my mouth according to witnesses pointing towards our Japanese benefactor. Words like " I want your Japanese sashimi" and "I am so naughty" were reportedly being used. Further lurid details would not be mentioned in this family-friendly domain.

A chick with dick.

revival

2007-06-15T18:20:00.000+08:00

After what seems to be ages, I have finally got my ass down to do a posting on this once-legendary domain. The fever may have died down, but the legacy will live on forever. Walking around in town or even while clubbing in Zouk, long-lost friends and aquantainces whom I have not met for some time frequently ask me about what had happened to bigbrohu.blogspot.com, and I have given them the same, old nonchalent reply that I'm lazy and have no time to do it.

Let's just say it's a lame excuse and that I hope that I will not let any of my readers down again.

After a few months of stagnent activity in this space, my creative juices is starting to flow again. However, after reading through the recent banter in the emails among the Saints FC members(FYI , Saints FC is the hottest name in amateur football right now. Look out for Saints FC in the S-league in future), I decided to upload some of the more noteworthy articles up to share with my fans.

For a change, the most widely featured and well-publicised character in my blog, yes you got it, Neck aka Alvin Teo aka Hadech Fat Kia, is the author of this wildly entertaining article about Ah Long aka Indra Ho. Enjoy.

Dear Friends, as you can see, Indra Muhammed Faizal Abdul Yusof Rahman Azhar Ameen bin Ho Kian Hui has once again sent out defamatory email against me. He has pushed me over the limit and I shall exact my revenge by exposing his deepest and darkest secrets. Contrary to popular opinion, Indra is NOT a Chinese. He claims that he is an Indonesian Chinese from the slums of Jakarta. However, he is actually from the innermost forests of Kalimantan, Indonesia, where the lands are rife with cannibalism and terrorism

After many generations of cross-cultural inbreeding, the bastard(literally) known as Indra was born. Clutching this little enfant terrible in hand, one of his ancestors managed to smuggle himself to Singapore as a illegal immigrant by getting into a sampan and singing "Dayung Sampan, dayung dayung sampan..." as he rowed. Throughout his life, Indra has been trying to assimilate himself into the Chinese community. Unlike Indra, I do not spout baseless accusations. Evidence of the abovementioned is as follows.

Here is Indra trying to be an Ah Beng. However, this Ah Beng has fake tattoos drawn with permanent markers and the only hokkien word he can say is cheebye.

In this picture, Indra the Mat is drinking alcohol. Many Chinese like to drink alcohol. However, Indra vomits after a can of beer, obviously he cant drink because it is against his religion to drink alcohol. I urge the religious police to please arrest him asap.Fortunately, there are numerous tell-tale signs that obviously show that he is a Mat.

1.Indra tak boleh cekap Bahasa Cheena. (Indra cannot speak Chinese) . After 12 years of receiving chinese lessons, Indra cannot read simple signs in Chinese. A true chinese would definitely be able to do so.

2.This picture is taken from Indra's friendster. The caption is "Ridin on a Modefied-Mat Bike". No further elaboration is necessary.

3. Indra is always sending us emails from work. Obviously he is not working hard. Laziness, very typical. I bet he is relaking one corner somewhere now.

Dear Friends, I hope I have enlightened you all to the crossbred bastard that is Indra. Please beware when you are around him next time.

welcome back

2007-04-14T10:37:00.000+08:00

After about a month or so of inactivity in this space, welcome all back to BIGBROHU.BLOGSPOT.COM.

For the past month, my laziness and also various work and gang commitments have not allowed me much time at all to blog here.However, my guilt-ridden conscience started bugging me as I viewed my friendster photos and in particular photos from my birthday celebration. How could I let all my fans down, especially the die-hards who have printed these famous words 'BIGBROHU.BLOGSPOT.COM' on their chest. So here I am.

A random thing which I have heard recently had interest me greatly. A friend of mine told me that that guy in the techno-dancing video in my blog (surf below to see what I'm talking about) looks familiar and on further observations, he realised that he was from the same camp as him. The world is small isn't it. I just hope that he enjoys this publicity that he's getting here. Various remarks ranging from 'Yucks ugly dancing' and also 'His dancing is good' have been received about that video and though I must say that it would be weird adopting such dance moves in Phuture, it is indeed an interesting diversion from the usual winding and grinding on poles like Mingrui. (Oops no offense mingrui I don't know what else can be used as examples of poles since there's none at Phuture.)

My tagline for bigbrohu.blogspot.com this year is to touch on more mature and intellectual topics so what I'm going to talk about today is the recent violence at soccer matches.

Above, Man Utd fans and Italian police clashing at Man U's game at Roma.

Football hooliganism has been a long standing problem in football ever since God-knows-when. However this year had been unfortunately a year whereby that had been many incidents involving soccer violence and it all started when a policeman was killed in Italy.

An extensive study into this topic by bigbrohu has discovered many interesting facts about football hooliganism. In the 60s and 70s, football hooligans were a permanent fixtures at English soccer games and their presence were greatly felt during those times. Before and after matches, the respective gangs from different clubs would fight admidst their drunkenness. Up till today, English fans do still have a reputation as 'the drunken lot' and as everyone reading bigbrohu.blogspot.com should know by now, alcohol can indeed do alot of damage to people.

What's more fascinating in my study is the hardcore fans from the Italian game, the Ultras. These Ultras have links to the Italian Mafia and also holds a stronghold in the club's management itself. They are seen as an integral part of a football club's support. More information shall not be divulged as Oonk Tong and the Italian Mafia have close-standing ties and we shall not try to disrupt that.

Let's hope that scenes like above would not happen in the near future. We wonder if local gangs like 369 will start infiltrating our S-league stadiums but I guess that will be highly unprobable.

Next topic to be discussed on bigbrohu.blogspot.com: Our ministers' increasing pay package. Stay tuned.

work!

2007-03-08T13:56:00.000+08:00

Life has taken on a whole new meaning now with work dominating a huge bulk of my time.
And that begs the many questions which I have began asking myself. Some examples are "Do I want to live a life whereby I fear the start of 8.30 am and that life really begins after 5.30pm" or "Is life really about living for the 2 days of the week,Saturday and Sunday?" and also "Is school life really the honeymoon period of our lives and that life is not gonna get any better after our school life has ended?"

This is just about a few samples from my endless list of questions about life since getting a preview at Raffles Place about how life may be after graduating from university. For more of this, we can have a chat over coffee or MSN where you can get more of my insights and views about life. I strongly feel that we should not be passive, typical Singaporeans who just work their ass off at work everyday and just go home after work everyday, repeating that cycle over and over again. Does life have meaning that way? We should always look at the big picture and ask ourselves what are we living for and also question the way things are going about.

Ever since i reached the ripe old age of 21, you people may have noticed changes in me. I would regard it as positive changes. No more throwing of bottles at people in Zouk, no getting drunk, even bigbrohu.blogspot.com has seen different and more mature entries ever since 28 January 2007. I'm sure many of my friends will agree that BBH has indeed grown up and is happy in this change.

Many random chats with friends have recently been revolving around this year's CLEO 50 Most Eligible Bachelors competition. I must say that ex-teammates Matthew and Daryl seems to be looking good and doing well in the pagaent. I wish them all the best and congratulate them for their impending adulation from the many girls that read CLEO. Hopefully you guys will appreciate this free ad and publicity that BBH, a widely-read publication, have given in support of you 2. However, 1 particular contestant had caught my eye and that is Christopher Phua. His J-pop face and also well-toned physique, not to mention that piece of art on his arm surely makes him 1 of the favourites in this competition. I will aspire to be like him and therefore, I've already made a to-do list in an attempt to try to look like him.

I will try to grow my hair such to be like his. Therefore, no shortening of hair at the saloon, only thinning is allowed.
I will try to go to the gym or at least do more push-ups at home.
Put more tattoos

Anyway, 1 major highlight of the past weekend was this.

Granddad celebrating after O'Shea's killer punch to Liverpool. Come On UNITED!

Enough said for the day, hopefully I will be able to find more answers to my questions about life. Have a good weekend ahead people.

the end of a great holiday

2007-02-28T12:50:00.000+08:00

As many of you probably know, from tomorrow onwards I'm going to work at Ernst and Young for a 3 month term, bringing an end to this wonderful holiday.

And what a holiday it has been. It all began when I was clearing off/leave from army, and a fitting start was given with Zouk Out on the 9th of December. It was then a fantastic break that was almost 3 months long as I hung out and spent time with friends and also chalked up valuable experiences along the way.

For the first time in my life, I can say that I have finally killed off a certain bad memory from the past as I realise that there is indeed people around me who will always be there and will never let me down. Although ghosts from the past will still come to haunt me occasionally, I am confident that I can secure victory over them should they ever come near me again.

And so, a new phase in my life, a new adventure. I pray that the next 3 months will be another priceless experience that I can take with me. Bring on the OLs!

P.S OL stands for Office Ladies.

back after cny

2007-02-26T11:16:00.000+08:00

After a hectic festive period collecting angbaos and enjoying the Chinese New Year festivities, bigbrohu is back with a vengence. There are many things that I want to talk about like my sales job pre-CNY selling Yang Yang cookies at Raffles place and also Neck's latest flings with V and S. However, all those shall be left for future entries. Today, I'm going to talk about Ah Long's work at bu3 tong2 KTV lounge.

Bu3 tong2 KTV is located in the Bugis area, between the Bugis and Lavender MRT stations. Many of you will wonder, what is our Ah Long doing there? Is he there as a loanshark as his name would suggest? Or is he a bouncer of some sort? Waiter? Gigolo?

No. He is nothing smaller than a kitchen boy there.

Ok, maybe calling him a kitchen boy is belittling him. His job title may be 'Head Chef' for all we know as in his kitchen, he is the only guy there.

Many of you will know that in such dubious environments, suspicious characters like China girls will always frequent such places in search of riches in this Land of Gold. I applaud their efforts as it is with this sort of enterprising attitude that our forefathers carried with them when they first came to Singapore from China, turning Singapore from a fishing village into a thriving cosmopolitan city today. A typical Bu3 Tong2 girl will look like this below.

Photo courtesy of www.sammyboy.com

Anyway, Ah Long gave me and Joseph really first-class treatment in his territory. My readers please do not let your thoughts wonder too far with regards to my previous sentence. What Ah Long offered to the both of us was a grand total of 4 jugs + 2 glasses of beer. Such was his great influence at Bu3 Tong2 KTV. It is no wonder considering he looks like this.

The China girls there were definitely of sub-standard as I had seen much better ones in the form of $100-a-session China girls at Geylang. (Disclaimer: I do not frequent Geylang. It was just an observation I made when I was there to eat beef kway teow.)

At bu3 tong3, I also saw the waiters there openly flirting with the China girls. I wonder whether Ah Long have contracted any weird virus from contact with those girls as he was conspiciously missing for the first few days of Chinese New Year, citing illness as a reason for his absence.

Our VIP treatment continued in the main lounge where old tikos were belting out tunes from the 70s and 80s. We brought in a significant amount of youth and vigour into the whole place when I sang Mayday's Lian Ai ING. The old folks and China girls looked visibly surprised and happy with my choice of songs as they were all staring at us. After another few Jay Chou tracks, we left the place with a feeling of satisfaction and fulfilment.

FYI, Ah Long has since moved on to work at Raffles Place, such is his level of adaptability in terms of environments. Little is known about his illness and I urge all readers to play it safe and keep a safe distance when coming into contact with him.

And to those who want to share with us this wonderful experience, Bu3 Tong2 KTV Lounge is situation in Jalan Kledek, off Victoria Street.

v day

2007-02-17T13:38:00.000+08:00

Today's entry will be about my personal experience on 14th Feb, the day where love is all around, when couples repeat their vows of "I will love you forever" to each other and also a memorable evening whereby a substantial amount of money is spent by the male. The latter being most true to a certain BIG character among our group.

And so, our romantic overseas getaway to...........Johor Bahru, Malaysia.

On the girls' arrival at Kranji MRT, our resident Ladies' Man promptly did not disappoint by handing out 2 exquisitely-wrapped roses to them. All guys should always learn from his chivalry and gentlemanly ways.

However, 1 aspect of him which you guys should not learn from is his dressing. As the leading voice in army fashion, our forage into neighbouring Malaysia saw him being decked out in full admin attire, lest the New Balance shoes, as seen in this picture. His constant defence that because he is confident, he do not care about the way people think of him. I say, overconfidence is often a main contributing factor behind a downfall, especially if you are trying to pursue a girl. Anyway, our free walking advertisement of the Singapore army will show the Malaysians that we Singaporean soldiers are definitely well-fed and are prepared to slog it out without food for a period of 90 days or more if the need arises. However, everyone should know that not all soldiers is as prosperous as our ValentiNeck.

As usual, the main activity of the day is undoubtedly shopping, which is the activity girls spent the most time in. However, the same cannot be said for our ValentiNeck. Shopping is ranked low among "Things that I will do when I got free time" as he prides himself as an advocate of army fashion. Thus, ValentiNeck wearing this long-sleeved shirt is definitely a very rare sight and I advice my readers to print this picture out and frame it up, as it will indeed be a valuable asset to have in future. I wonder why after much cajoling and urging through the months, ValentiNeck has not responded even once to our calls for him to change out of his admin attire, but with high-pitched voices saying, "Neccckkkkk!!! You will look great in this!!!" The purchase is made without any hesitation. Such is what I call Girl Power.

Me and handsome Joseph thinking, what are we doing here on this day? A sumptuous dinner followed me and Josephs's amazingly cheap foot reflexology ( we did not order any extra service for our massage to take advantage of the low prices. FYI, it was 2 Malay guys who is just a little bit older than us who did the job).

Which fair maiden shall I give this flower to next year?

An enjoyable chill-out session at this nice 'pub' Zorro. I do not know how else to describe this place. The star-gazing session was really wonderful as the stars were out in full force that night, which I'm sure many of you sure enjoyed with your respective spouses. I sure enjoyed it too with ValentiNeck and Co.
Satisfied and happy with our bargain buys.

And this caps off a very happy day for all of us. Picture of the day above sums up our feelings and emotions all this day.

boring

2007-02-12T22:19:00.000+08:00

The past weekend had been a busy yet enjoyable one. A movie with the gang at Lido on Saturday and a soccer match full of thrills and spills at Aldersgate Methodist Church which we won 3-2. According to insider information, a big fan of this blog, Weihao, wanted a public apology on this well-publicised domain for the rough treatment and vulgarities that we dished out to his team. So here it is.

This is the official statement released on this blog: " The Saints team and all bigbrohu.blogspot.com associates sincerely apologies for any unpleasant event or whatsoever which happened at the match against Aldersgate Methodist Church on 11th February, 2007. We regret any incidents which may undermine our names as gentleman and hope that such incidents will not happen in the future. However, we would like to remind everyone reading this that football is a man's game, and passions do run wild on such occasions. Therefore, we hope that though our actions would not be condoned, it can be understood and also forgiven."

On the above was the official statement which was released after lengthy discussions developed post-match among the Saints team.

On the other hand, 14th February looks like its going to be an uneventful day with a unprecedented number of rejects being recorded today. I urge any one who will accept me as a date to please contact me via e-mail. It will indeed be greatly appreciated.

My tenure as a cai shen ye has ended abruptly with my employers telling me that I have an unsuitable physique as a cai shen ye. I guess what they are looking for is something like this.

Anyway, I've been surfing the net aimlessly throughout the day and chanced upon this video below. It reminded me of the good old days in Club 3 and Rush where 30 or so people would squeeze together in front of the mirror and check out themselves dancing like this. I wonder if such dancing which is worthy of appearing on "The Dance Floor" can ever be seen in any club in Singapore. Enjoy the video.

random thoughts

2007-02-09T12:12:00.000+08:00

Now that I've officially ORD-ed and got my pink IC back, the truth that I'm a free man have already been quickly accepted, helped by the fact that I've already been clearing leave/off and MC since mid Dec.It had indeed been relatively busy for me recently and today I shall talk randomly about what I've been doing and also my thoughts in general.

My football dream is officially over with Balestier Khalsa not signing me up for their Prime league squad. Thanks to my SAJC coaches, they secured a trial for me and I've been on trial with Balestier for 1 week. Training with a professional outfit is definitely a wonderful experience which not every boy who plays football in Singapore can get and also getting to know the people there is a bonus as well. 1 highlight for me was that on 1 certain occasion I was asked to join the S league team for training and it feels real good when the Japanese striker could not get too many shots pass me. :) Though the running part was definitely not enjoyable, playing matches are and in the end, the fact that there are 2 keepers who had Prime league experience and that they got the nod ahead of me, it was nonetheless a valuable experience. Hopefully, I can be able to play my favourite game on a more regular basis in future, probably in NTU.

Another thing that I'm going to talk about is my recent employment as a cai shen ye, the God of Fortune. Though wearing the uniform makes me feel rather hot at times and that the beard really makes me itch(not to mention the stupid fake hair making it appear that I have hair growing out of my ears), the relatively high pay makes my efforts worthwhile. Also, coupled with the fact that I'm highly unrecognisable, or so I thought, drives me on to continue working. Anyway my debut as a cai shen ye was at Compass Point yesterday at the Tiger Beer roadshow. For those of you who want to check me out in action, sorry to disappoint you but my performances will be at various locations around Singapore. It is indeed not the hardest way to earn money and at the end of the night, I felt a sense of satisfaction, knowing that I had utilised my time well and not spent my time time as usual bumming at home. Back to the topic of me being highly unrecognisable, a former neighbour who used to play basketball with me actually recognised me in my outfit and asked me if I'm in desperate need of cash by taking up the job. I just told him that it is worth the salary but in actual fact, I'm reeling from the shock that he,who had not seen me for at least a few months, can recognise me apparently. Oh well, I think even if I'm recognisable, it is still worth the pay I guess.

Last but not least, I'm going to share with my readers my thoughts on clubbing. On 7th February, the day I was released from that horrible organisation, the whole gang of more than 20 people gathered at Zouk for the double celebration of our liberation and also Ro Now's transition to adulthood. Even though I honestly thought that I practised my New Year resolution of responsible clubbing well enough, apparently I did not really do that after hearing stories of myself post-Zouk. I guess i did appear to be looking not at my impeccable best in the club at times, admidst the alcohol and that artificial mental zone also known as being 'high', and also the novelty of Mambo nights may be losing its effect on me. Still, I will not be too quick to say that I will quit clubbing altogether, but I guess the number of times i go clubbing will be reduced significantly.

Apologies to my readers for the lack of photos, even though I did hint that I need a camera for my blog writing, none manage to catch the hint and buy me 1 for my birthday. I shall upload photos whenever I can.
Also, to all those who can't get enough of bigbrohu.blogspot.com, the following are also enjoyable reads recommended by myself.
siukwok.blogspot.com and changjian.livejournal.com
All these can be found in the links on the right of my blog.
Enjoy!

birthday

2007-02-05T11:19:00.000+08:00

A long overdue entry on my 21st birthday celebration.
To those who have mentioned in my tagboard about me writing nothing about my birthday, it's only because I was real busy for the past week. To Vanessa: What ego you say?
Anyway, my 21st birthday was spent celebrating with my dear friends at my condo function room. Though it may just be a simple buffet dinner, I hope you guys enjoyed the occasion as I sure did.
More pictures to describe about that evening.

Above,my birthday cake. I estimate Diyan, Diyang and Neck to have eaten half of it.

On the left, my 03s76 classmates. I understand that birthday fatigue have set upon you guys to explain the fact that a number of you couldn't turn up. But your gift to me was well appreciated :)

On the right, TCHS 2D classmates, where my memory always lives. Gordon is unrecognisable from those days.

On the left, Lum Kor gang. You guys are definitely 1 of the most fun and on people I've ever come across. Thanks for the weekly street soccer sessions in helping me keep fit and healthy.

On the right, our pre-NS mambo group. Soon to be post-NS mambo group.

To the left, Chinese High Quest(sec3) and Ortus(Sec4) peeps. To the uninitiated, Quest and Ortus are consortiums, which can also be called houses, ie Sajc's Loy Fatt house. The name the consortium is changed from Quest to Ortus to signify a new beginning after the ever-increasing crime rates contributed by the Quest dudes and the plummeting results that we too produced. No matter what, I still believe this group of gentlemen on the left will turn out to be true leaders in the fields of business, technology and politics. On the right are the water polo dudes. I was part of them for a little while.

On the left, SAJC soccer guys. You guys share with me my happiest memories and we are forever legends.

On the right, SAJC girls. You are all the sweetest things. Apologies to my readers for the idiotic poses, it really is not my idea.

Next up, the violence that followed. It's the customary 'throw the birthday boy in the pool'. Diyan on the left looking like he had been doing this for years. Which is true actually. The birthday boy was also not at all traumatised by what happened with all the 'training' that he got in his secondary school days

My loyal readers that contribute to me having so many hits on my blog. Their efforts to print out so many bigbrohu.blogspot.com t-shirts definitely was 1 of the highlights of the night for me.

The people who celebrated with me my coming of age. Sorry for not having photos of those who came late or left early, your presence was appreciated by me too. Thanks again for all those who came. I understand that all of you have very hectic schedules yet made time to come to my celebration, do not worry your rewards will come on Feb 7th if you are willing to come down to Zouk. Drinks on me. Thanks for all the wonderful presents too and I'm really delighted that you all have really answered with actions my gift requests on my blog.

Cheers! Ti Kor is an adult now.

national stadium

2007-01-30T12:32:00.000+08:00

Now that I'm at the ripe old age of 21, I shall write not about trivial matters like Neck spending more than $20 at the Taka food court. As the closest competitor to Xiaxue's title of Best Blogger in Singapore, 1 of my resolutions for my 21st birthday is to write more about important issues regarding national and international matters.

I shall start off this brand new era by talking about Singapore football, and of course with regards to the match last Saturday, with century-old rivals Malaysia.

Singapore football have recently been on the rise and I feel that much credit must go to coach Raddy. The results have shown and the fans have also acknowledged this and arrived at the National Stadium in droves for our match against deadly rivals Malaysia.
Our arrival at the stadium at almost 7 meant that the crowd was already there and we had to settle for the seats near the corner of the grandstand. I shall elaborate more on this with photos of Saturday.

The National Stadium on Saturday. Never before had the stadium been filled right to the brim since the Tiger Cup final in Jan 05 and also the Malaysia Cup days. Our recent trip to the stadium for the Singapore Cup final between Tampines Rovers and Thai Chomburi had just half the attendance as compared to Saturday. The Kallang fever is back.

The Kallang faithful. Credit must go to me and Neck for purchasing tickets at Toa Payoh stadium a few days beforehand. Tip for you guys if you all plan to watch the final on Wednesday: Get your tickets now! Neck being the smartass sportsman had already purchased a stack of 25 tickets for Wednesday, and his shrewd business mind have sprung into action yet again as he foresee these tickets can sell for more than twice the price in the black market.

The proudest moment for any footballer. The singing of the national anthem. While I doubt the likes of Precious and Shi Jiayi probably know nuts about singing the anthem, I must say that they performed admirably on Saturday. At least the Foreign Talent Scheme is actually bearing fruit. Shi Jiayi in particular impressed the most for me as he has really that keen eye for the killer pass and his contributions from midfield is indeed important to our team's victory on Saturday.

Me and George enjoying the wonderful atmosphere at Kallang while Neck is deeply engrossed in the drama as it unfolds. Him being the sportsman that he is is analysing how he can run as fast as Mohd Ridhwan. Actually not much analysis is needed, the answer is simple. LOSE WEIGHT!

Lum Kor scratching his head as to how Lionel Lewis could have conceded that goal. Me too, was pondering how he could have let the ball rolled into the net. I think even I would have managed to keep the ball out of goal.

The famous Kallang wave. We, the Kallang faithful never gave up despite our team being 1-0 down. Our unwavering support did indeed bear fruits when Singapore equalised.

On the left, us celebrating either after the goal or after Lewis saved the shot. On the right, Lionel Lewis turned from villian to hero when he saved the final spot kick.

As we exit the stadium, the noise level was deafening as cries of "Ole,ole ole" rang around. Football fever is back in Singapore.

And we will be there again on Wednesday. Roar on Lions!

sa soccer

2007-01-22T18:52:00.000+08:00

Just had my 2nd wisdom tooth surgery to complete a total of 12 days of MC,all thanks to dental surgery. Cheers to AH department for doing a good job i think and also being generous with their MCs.

Last Saturday, the legendary SAJC 2004 team took on the 2007 SAJC team in their spanking new Potong Pasir campus and while there were several big names on display in the seniors team,we still eventually lost 2-0 to a fit and organised juniors' team.(Thanks to me and Indra's combined efforts)

Anyway,playing these seniors vs juniors matches plus all the things said by coach Roland Lee will always evoke many memories of the past. Up till today,I would always say that my JC time was the happiest time of my life and SAJC soccer played no small part in it. Those days where we had fun displaying our unrivalled skills in front of adoring supporters, running laps in the rain and also playing at the National Stadium will no doubt remain etched in my mind. The friends made have remained close to me and I believe they will continue to be. The camaraderie and bonding between us were what made us go far in that fateful year 2004 I think and I still believe that although these players are not the most skilful ones, this team will always be the most special 1 in my heart. As I speak of all these,tears continue to roll down my cheeks.

I do know that some of this year's SAJC team juniors are reading my blog now after many of the seniors prompt them to do so. And I want to encourage you all to cherish this time of your life and work hard in making sure that you can do your best during the tournament and hope that you too,like me,can say that your time in SAJC soccer is one of the most memorable time of your lives.

wants and desires

2007-01-19T23:24:00.000+08:00

As you people probably know by now, I have been occupying myself with giving tuition while clearing my offs and wisdom tooth MC. This equates to the financial nirvana of getting NS pay while also managing to give tuition and receive extra 'pocket money'.With all these spare cash, what should I do with it?

Below is a simple list of what I will use my earnings and savings for, it will also provide an idea as to what people can buy with regards to 28jan.

My wants and desires

A holiday
New pair of soccer boots
Lacoste polo tee
New pair of sneakers
A nose job
A nice watch
More shirts
More tee shirts
More berms
More pants and jeans
Anything you think I would need

Ok the above list is what I honestly think is all the things I need. The other stuff that I need is more love from my family,friends and God.I think those are what I really need.

Disclaimer:Do not use the last sentence as an your excuse for not giving something on 28January.

article on gambling.2mr wants and desires

2007-01-18T20:31:00.000+08:00

As I embark on a recovery period from the trauma and torture since 8th April 2005, I have had plenty of time reflecting on myself and also moulding Singapore's tomorrow(teaching tuition).

Today I shall talk about why I think the Intergrated Resort should not be allowed into Singapore:

1.Singapore's population is predominantly Chinese. Who doesn't know that in the Chinese culture, somewhere in our genetic configuration we will always have an 'itchy hand' wanting to gamble. As if 4D,Toto,soccer and horse racing are not enough, now we have another casino?

2.Based on my friends' experiences(Neck,David Wu etc), gambling can bring about serious problems which may jeopardise the futures of Singapore's elite. The recent example of David Wu losing $2100 in internet poker on his 21st birthday is proof that even smart asses from The Chinese High School who know about the dangers of gambling cannot resist the temptation of it,what more someone from say JinTai Sec.(No offense) The example of Neck shall be illustrated on another occasion in case people accuse me of giving him free publicity again.

Also,our government's so-called preventive measures in curbing addictive gambling are also warped.
I shall quote the example of the $100 entry fee. In places like Genting Highlands,visitors to the casino do not have to pay to enter, yet there are desperate people who are sleeping on the Daytona machines at the arcade as a result of losing their last cents. Imagine in the future IR, Neck after paying $100, and do not want to just exit the casino on a losing note,would just lie slumped in a cubicle of the toilet when he's tired and the next time you see Neck is probably about 2 weeks later,where having starved himself will now look like a Chao Zhang instead.

As if places like Genting Highlands and the cruises are not enough to cause havoc in our society, our government wants to add in another 2 casinos? Hopefully after this entry, my many readers will be aware of what repercussions will actually occur after our government had made this decision. Will this entry make an impact? We shall see.

Below.Picture of the day,when i was Young and Dangerous.

george bday

2007-01-15T11:39:00.000+08:00

January 10th was the night when George Koh Jun Jie became of legal age to watch R(A) movies, go into the Genting casino without using fake IDs and he can also go to the polls to decide Singapore's future. To those who don't know George, he won numerous 'model students' awards during his time at Fairfield and SAJC. He was also part of the legendary SAJC soccer team that got a 2nd position at the 2004 Nationals Schools' Soccer championships.
Usually, people would tend to associate such a 'model student' with the characteristics 'dull','boring','hypocritical' etc.However, the fact that a rebel like me can be good friends with him bear testimony that he definitely do not belong to the above descriptives. Therefore, I've no qualms of organising this surprise birthday dinner for him although he persistently wanted nothing but a simple dinner with me and Lewis.Just a few pictures to illustrate what happened that night.

I don't know why but George seems a wee bit dissatisfied with his Emporio Armani watch which we gave him as a present.

He looks much happier now.

Above are pics of our dinner at Crystal Jade Kitchen. We then proceeded to Walla Walla for drinks and music for Vanessa's favourite band.

Cake-cutting ceromony. What a nice cake to have for his 21st birthday.

All at Wallas.

The girls on the left trying to imitate my girlfriend on the right. Nowhere as kawaii as her.

George, thanks for being a very good and reliable friend to me.You are the 1 friend that I respect most in terms of upholding your values and beliefs.Although some people may seem to think that you are boring or inflexible, I always do look up to you at the fact that you hold firm and true in your principles.Also, I won't forget those times when we had our gay conversations when we are doing our dreaded duties in camp at night. All the times that we have been through together, will only go towards building a stronger and lasting friendship together. Cheers to friendship. Cheers to Qiao Zhi being 21 years of age.

2007-01-12T12:04:00.000+08:00

BIZAD CLUB proudly presents

PUNKiNUS

The Very First Bash for the New Semester!!!

What are you waiting for? Get your tickets NOW!!!

See you at PUNKiNUS on Sat 13th Jan at ST. JAMES. Attire: Smart Casual

Do come by 8pm to enjoy our LIVE BAND performance!

First time I ever did an advertisement for parties or whatever event on my blog, if not for my sister asking me to help her out I would never have done this. Anyway,NUS bizad club must really thank me for a sell-out party that is going to happen on Saturday. With bigbrohu.blogspot.com's wide-spread fame and popularity, awareness for this party has been raised to a whole new level.

bigbrohu.blogspot.com-----the coolest people are reading it

fat neck

2007-01-11T02:18:00.000+08:00

I have since wanted to write this but the recent days of dealing with the pain of my wisdom tooth have left me procrastinating on this.
Never mind,better late than never.

Background information: We were eating Japanese buffet while 'celebrating Micah's birthday' (Micah is actually not around but Neck being the good friend he is persisted with the celebration anyway) when Neck came out with this quote.

Quote of the day : "Should I be full, or should I be FARKIN FULL."

I apologise for the profanities.But that was what he said exactly :)

Him again. He is my favourite character to blog on really. CUTE.

Picture taken from nomoredrunkennights.blogspot.com,which is 1 of my websites that I contribute to too,which I have not done so in the recent past.

Not forgetting to mention,for the sporting year of 2006, Neck is our official Bowling champion,Pool champion,Golf champion and also Hamburger eating competition champion.

As i always say, He IS THE SPORTSMAN.(albeit gaining more than 10 kg in a year)

picssss

2007-01-05T01:45:00.000+08:00

Neck just send me a flurry of cool pictures and I immediately thought of sharing it with my dear readers.
So please enjoy.

Who's that in action?Just trying to make sure trees in Singapore grow up big and tall.

From the left: Me with my first and only prawn catch last Friday. Mingrui with a freaking big catch. Is that really a prawn? On the right, the close-up of Mingrui's catch. Is that a lobster or what?

Ah Long coming out of the massage parlour's changing room.

And the beautiful silhouette of Micah Lewis in his naked form. A perfect specimen of how a male body looks like.Apologies go to Ah Long. For many days people have actually mistaken that body is yours due to my error. I would just like to congratulate both of you to have identically hunkilicious bodies such that I will make this mistake.

Fashion show at Topman. Still trailing far in the looks department to Joseph Tan Wei Kwang.

I really like this jacket. It has got the Chinese feel to it and when I wear it, I can really feel the magic of 5000 years of Chinese history behind me.(Chinese High taught me to say all this shit.)

My second favourite picture of the day. Neck looks so cute isn't it. Suspenders mix in with army admin attire. He is a true blue fashionista.

And here it is! Picture of the day. Enjoy!

street soccer

2007-01-03T11:14:00.000+08:00

Often,on Saturday afternoons, we can be found engaging in healthy acitivities like street soccer at Kovan. The purpose is to detox our bodies after a wild night of alcohol-fuelled partying in Zouk,or just simply to sweat it out and keep fit to prepare for our next big fight in the clubs.
Anyway, we have been doing this since the second half of last year and my heartfelt appreciation to Russel,Kitty,Melvin and co. for organising this football bonanza so regularly. It is no mean feat getting all of us lazy bums to congregate and play soccer and though our punctuality is still a problem worth thinking about, it is always satisfying when we leave the place with aching legs,telling us that we had a good workout. Many thanks to Yew Teng too, for constantly providing us with 'changing room' facilities at his place albeit us sweating like Hadeck after finishing 3 bowls of hot spicy Laksa. Just remember to lock your gates when you go for holidays.
A picture tells a thousand words. So here it goes.

Last year's Cleo 50 most eligible bachelor and Kovan zha FIT ren Yew Teng.

This year's Cleo 50 Most Eligible Bacherlor cum Singapore's most passionate Liverpool supporter Siu Kwok.

As usual, players of other races are usually segregated away from each other and our country's leaders can look no further than our neighbourhood street soccer courts to verify results of their efforts to create racial harmony. Matches between Malays and Chinese are always most fiercely fought at the street soccer court and to not disappoint you my Chinese readers,I can proudly say that we have flown the Chinese flag well and 98% of the time we managed to beat the Malays.

The talent scout from Balestier Khalsa FC. Always on the lookout for new blood and talent.

When the ball ends up in the drain accidentally after 1 of my powerful shots rebound off the goalkeeper, Jared is always enlisted to get into the drain and get the ball. Here, his version of Season's Greetings to all of BigBroHu's readers.

Everyone's favourite blogger preparing to chest the ball and let fly ala Drogba vs Liverpool. His marker just gasping and staring at his bamboozling skills.

Preparing to pick his spot in goal.Just for your information,the ball did end up at the top corner of the net.

Holding up the ball in Viduka manner. Jared is not going to touch the ball in a thousand years.

After a calorie-burning workout, tonight it's time for more healthy activities with Mambo night at Zouk. See you guys there.

happy new yr

2007-01-02T12:26:00.000+08:00

2007 is here.This is the first entry of the year and I wish all my readers a very happy and blessed 2007 ahead of you.
So how was 2006? I would give it a 8/10. Why?Just because I've gone through a whole year of NS unscathed.
I had just 1 simple resolution for 2006 which was to just get past the year fast.I know it may sound stupid because it is something that is bound to happen,but when someone is on the brink of desperation and that so many uncertain things do happen in the army(kena charged,break a leg etc), it is really worth something looking forward to.

And so here it is,2007. Resolutions for the year? Hmmmm..I do not know just yet. Maybe try doing well when my school starts? Less drunken fuelled clubbing?(More of that later). Ya but 1 thing I know that I want to achieve is to get to know the people around me better and forge closer relationships with each other, and also, to maybe have a deeper set of thinking and start growing up to be a mature young adult. Haha, I know some of my friends should be laughing by now after reading this but to hell with you :)

New Year's countdown was spent at Mambo Jumbo @ Expo. The crowd was slightly disappointing as even kids the age of 16 could have entered legally. Also, they treated our favorite Mambo Jumbo like 1 big circus when the people on the podium started doing the actions. This is not to mention that they can't drink and so were definitely not high, which is absolutely detrimental to the party atmosphere. Another point of note is that this is the first time in my life that I see that in a so-called makeshift club, cups of bubble tea are being sold. Is this Teletubbies live in Singapore or what. Never mind, we being the party animals will always create a party among ourselves and our bottles of gin and Malibu are our fuel to paaarrtttyyy 2006 away. The music was great although the crowd wasn't and we did manage to have a countdown to 2007.
Then, the unevitable happened. People started to get drunk and danced around as if everyone in the club is his friend.Then, bang! They just collapsed to the ground. Sorry for the lack of pictures to fully illustrate what I'm talking about . Thereafter,going home is a major chore with the drunkards around, but thank God everyone managed to reach home safely to begin 2007 safely.

1 resolution that I have after this night, and it is the 1st lesson out of many that we will learn for the rest of the year. And it is responsible clubbing. I am one who always believe that alcohol is a key ingredient to a great party but when one goes past his limit, people around him are affected and inconveniences are caused, which definitely do not make it a great party. So in the new year, I hope that all my readers,along with myself, will club responsibly and while we can drink, do not exceed our limits and also to echo what the police says, Don't Drink and Drive.(That's for you Paul. And for you too Joseph)

Lastly, BigBroHu wishes all his readers a very happy and satisfying 2007.

xmas countdown

2006-12-29T14:41:00.000+08:00

And many people have been asking, "You had army in the past.Yet update your blog so often! How come now that you're so free you don't bother to update your blog?"
Firstly,if you check back my archives, the frequency of my entries are about the same now as in the past. I presume the 'lack of entries' which you all perceive is due to the fact that you people actually has raised the bar for your expectations from bigbrohu.blogspot.com, and how can you expect to see new entries everytime u reload your webpage, when you press the refresh buttons so many times in a day for bigbrohu.blogspot.com?
Secondly, maybe it is true that the fire and enthusiasm have just been lost slightly.However, me being the nice guy that I am, will still strive and put in effort to make sure my loyal readers will get to read an entry every few days.

Below are pictures of our Christmas countdown party held at PartyWorld KTV in Orchard.
Someone told me that my blog cannot capture her attention for a longer time span than say xiaxue's blog,due to the lack of pictures. So for this entry I will use a different approach, more pictures, less words. Readers can feel free to feedback to me about how I should present my blog.
And here it is. Enjoy!

As usual,I'm a major hit with the girls.They chased the rest of the guys out of the room just to share an intimate moment with me.

Poor thing these guys.The girls just don't want to share any love with them.

I've always believed in equality for the sexes.So here I'm trying to make Christmas not such a bore for these 2 guys.Picture above showing I'm a big hit with the guys as well.

Guys it's all gonna be over soon.For Abel, never mind it's just 1 months later then us.George,our time is going to be up soon! Joseph, don't worry it's gonna be 1 year less in your 10 years contract.

The 2 of them.As usual.

Everyone who was there.Merry Christmas!

There was even a post KTV at MOS and also a fantastic Christmas Breakfast at my old territory King Albert Park but no pictures to show for that thanks to Vanessa.

And that is how we spent Christmas eve/Christmas Day. The New Year is going to be here soon and hopefully I will have time to write up a short review of 06 and also any resolutions for 07. Keep watching this space!

hohoho review

2006-12-28T18:43:00.000+08:00

After many days of festivities,I have finally managed to squeeze out some time in writing this entry.Apologies to the many many people out there who have been waiting for any blog update.
Quote: "I don't read blogs but now I do await in anticipation for your next entry.Why so long!"
The above was said by 1 of my legions of fans.

Anyway,HoHoHo2 was a spectacular success and the attendance figures are a key indicator of that.Kudos to Joseph and Ti Kor for their PR skills. Their dedication and effort in making this party a success can be seen by one and all and that their contributions I'm sure are greatly appreciated.
There is going to be plenty of pictures for this entry so please bear with it.

Above:My attire for the night,which the dress theme was Bengs and Lians. Baggy metallic shiny jeans coupled with a tight red top. Also to be mentioned is a must for an Ah Beng,a weopon that can be mobile and brought about conveniently.Usually a sharp comb is used.However,since I've long been over the Ah Beng period of my life,I can't find my comb and thus,a scissors is used as the replacement.Try to spot the scissors in the right pocket of my jeans.

On the left,Micah and his temporary tattoo studio,helping George out with his virgin tattoo. Too bad,that is a fako. At this time and age,whoever does fake tattoos man.Anyway,as mentioned in my previous entry,fake tattoos will definitely be featurered at this party and my prediction came true didn't it.

The above 3 pictures.2 words can sum it all up:Sibei Hiong, though the tattoos are all fakes.Seriously,Indra really lives up to his nickname as Ah Long.To those who don't know who Indra is,he is the guy that is in every one of those 3 pictures.

George hosting a game of Bingo,where 50% of proceeds goes to the charity of our choice.Personally I would donate it to my favourite charitable organisation Singapore Pools. Whereby I fully identify with their motto:For community benefit and purpose. A great plan to generate more income towards achieving this aim would be to always back Manchester United on the Asian handicap.For those who wishes to know,Nicole was the winner here.

The above picture was taken at our gift-exchange activity.It was conducted in such a way that each person chooses a poker card,and the person with the smallest card get to choose and unwrap 1 of the presents.The next person with the smallest card will then pick a present choose and he can choose to exchange it with the person who have already unwrapped his present.Thus,the person who has the biggest card has the greatest advantage as all the presents have been unwrapped already and he can choose whatever present he wants.End result:Neck has a M size thong for his Christmas present.We wonder how he can fit his gigantic XXXXL asses into that thong.

Although the awards ceremony was a greatly farcical affair whereby the best blogger award is given to Micah Lewis of theartistinyou.livejournal.com,it still is an integral part of the night wherby I should talk about. Other results was PQ winning the most Ah Beng award (What the hell again). Xinhong winning the most Ah Lian award and our resident cutie pie,CJ winning the cutest mole award(Undisputed champion).

The Bengs and Lians that made HoHoHo2 a success. Without you people,HoHoHo2 would not be possible.

In the season of caring and sharing,how can we forget about those who are not as fortunate as us.

Goodbye HoHoHo2,it had been a great night of fun and joy. HoHoHo3,we await eagerly for your arrival.

merry x mas

2006-12-24T14:23:00.000+08:00

A merry Christmas to one and all.
Hope that everyone will enjoy this festive season, and that all friends will remember the spirit of sharing and forgiving in this time of celebration.
BigBroHu's Christmas present for everyone:

Fat Neck's Fat Face in his Red Thong

fashion gude

2006-12-20T00:28:00.000+08:00

As many people have been consulting me about what they should wear for the biggest party this festive season, HoHoHo2,I've come up with a comprehensive fashion guide as to what are clothes that are advisable to be worn,in line with our dress theme this year: Bengs and Lians

Through the years an Ah Beng has changed the way he dresses,but nothing can go wrong in his most basic outfit yet.Armed with a cigarette in hand,he goes downright to the basics with just shorts n no tops.However his many tattoos more than make up for the lack of clothing on his top.Those that are not daring enough to put on permanent tattoos can always put on temporary tattoos that are airbrushed. I'm sure there will be more than 1 person who will heed this fashion advice.

Can't really find a proper photo that perfectly illustrates what an Ah Lian should look like.(Actually I'm a bit lazy looking for pictures at this late hour.)So here it is.

Knee-high boots,a definite must.An alternative is platform shoes that are at least 30cm thick.The rest of the outfit? Just find some clothing that is revealing so you can look like a KTV girl from 1 of the Joo Chiat pubs.

In any case,if you really can't find any outfit that can make u look Beng or Lian.You can try this pose for the rest of the night.

Peace out.

Bigbrohu.blogspot.com--Official media partner of HoHoHo2 X'mas Party

hohoho2

2006-12-15T20:02:00.000+08:00

Yes,this is it! The festive season is here again and its time for celebrations.What better to start off the holidays by participating in the party where everyone just wants to be at, HoHoHo2. Above is the official party poster done by organiser George Koh.

Why is it called HoHoHo2? HoHoHo was actually the brainchild of Oonk Tong,in order to create some tradition in celebrating X mas. Last year's HoHoHo was held at Mingrui's hangout which was signature park. Last year's HoHoHo was a runaway success and it was also sub-titled Silent Night.

The above picture was taken from last year's HoHoHo event. Happening isn't it.

This year,in line with our gang's motto of "always aspiring to improve quality ", we have even come up with a dress theme for this year's party. It is: Bengs and Lians.Such a wonderful dress theme will without fail,generate much excitement and also anticipation in the days leading up to HoHoHo2.

More details can be found below.

I apologise for the small font above.That's the best I can do already.

After all this talk,I'm sure everyone is definitely buzzing now right? However,it is an exclusive party but you can always try asking us whether you can be invited haha :)

Have you gotten your HoHoHo2 invitation yet?

Zouked out

2006-12-13T10:34:00.000+08:00

Now that I have fully recovered from the Zouk Out debacle,here I am to just tell you guys what actually did happened on that fateful night. To think I actually took almost 48 hours to fully recover.(Actually physically I have still not reached tip-top condition as I still got a bruised nose and slightly swollen lip to show but more of that later)

At 10pm on Saturday 091206, the nominal roll read:Ti Kor,Lum Kor, Ah Long, Neck,Joseph,Chaozhang,Abel,Dionne,Mervyn,George,Audrey,Yew Teng,Russel,Edith,Paul,Angus,Mingrui,Laiyew,Kitty.Any other names left out here means I forgot about you or at least I did not remember seeing you admidst all the intoxication.I just heard that Winston,Kok,Nigel,Musa and Chris was there but sorry guys dun remember seeing you all. And Derek Ong too I know i got talk to you but i just dun remember that.

A massive array of alcohol was on display atop our mobile Wine Bar, Yew Teng's Matrix. Bottles of alcohol range form Chivas Regal,Vodka Peach to wine. Everyone was in really celebratory mood in anticipation of the biggest dance festival in Asia.Games like 5-10, 007 and 7-up were being played. As the drinks flowed and the sounds of techno blast from Yew Teng's powerful speakers, everything starts to blur and in an instant,Neck walking around seems to appear like Carl Lewis off the blocks in a 100m sprint.Then,wham! The lights went out. Estimation of time then: 1130 hrs.
Estimation of time based on looking back of sms in my hp and seeing which sms i recall reading that night. The time of the sms being received was taken note.

Next memory,approximately 4am. Covered with puke and sand, we proceeded to the hip hop music arena with DJ Andrew Chow behind the set. After quite a number of songs, the world blacked out again.
Next moment, I'm being helped out of Sentosa and boarded onto a cab, finally getting away from terror island.

I really thank Neck for taking care of me. Here in this picture he is smiling widely which I do not understand why. Did he take care of the various food stalls at Zouk Out?

To any kids reading this: It may seem fun to drink so much and intoxicate yourself.But when the next day you hear stories of yourself behind found face down between a bunch of flower pots and as you look at the mirror you see your swollen lip and bruised nose,I don't think that is your idea of fun.

zouk out

2006-12-10T17:51:00.000+08:00

Zouk Out 2006 was a major knockout.
KO
More will be mentioned when the pictures are uploaded.

Meanwhile,from Wednesday onwards I will be clearing my off/leave.
The time has come.Finally.
And to those who still have many more months to go,I would just like to say that your time will come too.

Apologies for this extremely short and unentertaining entry.I am obviously not in any kind of inspiring mood to conjure up my usual high quality entries.Cos my head is still hurting,my lips are swollen,my nose is aching and this hangover will hopefully disappear soon,all thanks to Zouk Out.

a million apologies

2006-12-03T13:56:00.000+08:00

After a temporary hiatus away from the blogging scene,here I am again.A thousand apologies to all who have been waiting for my blog to be updated.As you guys know,I will never post anything onto my blog unless its of entertainment and quality of the highest level.And sometimes,that also means that a few pictures should be included in an entry.However, the lack of a digital camera which can be carried around conveniently just means that I will not have many pics to use as content for my blog.That's food for thought for anyone who have no idea what to buy for 28 Jan. *Hint*Hint*

However,due to the many many tags on my board asking me to update my blog and also the amazing number of sms i am getting asking me to do the same thing,this incredibly intense guilty conscience have been bogging me down.From my knowledge,bigbrohu.blogspot.com has already become not just a blog,or just a read for entertainment purposes,but a lifestyle.And that so many people,including those who are serving the nation as slaves in NS and also those who are enduring through exams,look towards bigbrohu.blogspot.com as their avenue whereby they can be who they want to be,free from whatever burdens they are carrying.Thus,regardless of the lack of pictures,I am going to write something today.

Yesterday,West side boy Ah Long(Indra),and Neck converged at Serangoon to play street soccer with us namely me Melvin,Russel ,Yew Teng and co.Their presence was greatly appreciated indeed.Ah Long dazzled us with his amazing shooting ability while Neck provided the necessary commentary from the sidelines.As usual, he continue to mystify us with his excellent jargon of terms used in sports,though no one can expect that he would have anything to do with sports looking at his ever-growing body size.As usual,he looked fatter from the last time I saw him. Just for your information,Neck was a former rugger who represented both The Chinese High School and SAJC.Of course,one can always argue that eating IS a sport as hamburger or hotdog eating competitions are shown on ESPN every now and then.

So after a pulsating afternoon of football action,Neck suggested celebrating Micah's birthday at a Japanese restaurant which of course,offers the buffet option. The absence of Micah due to him resting for the Standard Chartered Marathon failed to deter Neck's determination in celebrating his birthday and so,we proceed on to King's Arcade for the buffet,in remembrance of Micah's birthday.(Of course,in the end,it is just Neck's celebration of Japanese food.) Personally,I suspect Neck may be 1 friend of mine who keeps track of friends' birthday dates more fervantly than anyone else,just to find an excuse to celebrate food.In any case whereby anyone of you may be at home sadly celebrating your birthday on your own,be comforted that somewhere,someone out there (Neck) may be actually holding a dinner,just in remembrance for your birthday.

After the dinner,Mervyn suggested driving to McRitchie reservoir to admire the moon and also to feed the hungry mosquitos.As we reached the reservoir,Neck actually stupidly high-beamed a car in front who obviously has a couple in it making out.An angry man stomped out at once and delivered a tirade of vulgarities to Joseph the driver.And of course,Joseph being his aggressive self,actually went nearer the car and turned on his headlights.The man immediately came out again and started to kick our car.Ti Kor stepped out and when the man saw him, and he just quietly and sheepishly went back to his car. In any case,if you want to make trouble with us,come to Serangoon if you got the guts.Or if you think that is too far,proceed to Al Azhar at around 2-5am and we can settle things there.

To the next update. Ciaos.

To CJ,who broke his ankle at afternoon's soccer session.Please rest well,and we hope to see the hunky sportsman in action again.Congrats on your MC though.

2006-11-17T21:43:00.002+08:00

The below text is a joint effort co-written by Micah Lewis and Ah Long and it is a travelouge about their recent holiday/gambling trip to Genting Highlands.It may be a tad long,but it is sure an enjoyable read.However,beneath this highly entertaining post,there is actually a hidden moral message underneath this entry.
Without further ado,enjoy!

Between 12 Nov to 15 Nov, the West Side Boys (long ago known as Oonk Tong) invited 3 members from Ang Moh Tong, codenamed Jia, MeCar and Qiao Zi, to Genting in Malaysia for days and nights (nobody could really tell once you are inside) of fun and business in the casino.

We boarded a 26-seater coach and left Johor Bahru at 120830. (Time format in military style due to acute loss of sense of time in Genting)

*Coincidentally, this picture shows the 2 big winners and 2 big losers for the trip. For the superstitious, it shows that good must exist with evil, as in Ying and Yang.

We approximately arrived at First World Hotel, Genting, around 121530. While waiting and smoking at the hotel lobby, Hardec's mother mysteriously (seriously!) appeared from afar. Hardec, with his sleight of hand, threw his cigarette on the floor and went to welcome his mum. Hardec then sweetly went to check-in for us.

Fast forward to 121630, Hardec, Ah Mun, Wei Kwang, Jia and Qiao Zi were already changing to their long pants/jeans and collar T-shirts (A must dress code for casino). While MeCar and me managed to resist the phenom pull of the casino and managed to do some window shopping in the hotel.
The casino only allows aged 21 year old and above to enter their premises. So, to my 20 year old friends, you all cannot enter yet. The malay security guards posted at the entrances will swoop down on any underaged children trying to enter.

On to Monday in Genting. Because the West Side Boys care about giving the Ang Mohs a holistic holiday, we planned a trip to the theme park. By that time, Ah Mun already had to borrow money for a 34RM entrance fee. The highlight of the theme park was a ride that restricted 'well-packed' adults.The below picture illustrates.

Today (Monday) is also the execution of Operation DrugNeck. We have declassified the files to the operation so that people realise that the friends of BigBroHu cannot be messed with.

HIGHLY CLASSIFIED MILITARY INFORMATION
LEVEL 9 CLEARANCE

Hardec was given orders to head the spanking of MeCar. A few days before the trip, MeCar managed to bribe the rest of the 5 undercover agents to reverse the tables on Hardec. Due to Hardec's powerful strength and agility, a plan was hatched to immobilise him. A highly intoxicating sleeping pill, Lorazepam is to be fed to him during one of his many food binges.

Hence, the operation commences.

*The operation was a highly secretive one. Even though we openly displayed the Weapon of Mass Destruction (WMD) he will not realise it till this post is out on BigBroHu.blogspot.com. (BigBroHu has generously allowed us to guest blog)

*Wei Kwang trying to be cheeky when Hardec was off his guard but full of strength.

*The fateful dinner where Ah Mun manages to slip a pill into Hardec's bowl of Bah Kut The soup. He easily gobbled the soup down.

After the we finished the dinner, Hardec conveniently mentioned that he felt abit tired after the big meal. According to Ah Mun, Wei Kwang and me, who always have supper together with Hardec, we never heard of him feeling lethargic. Ever. Only states of vomiting or exteme expansion of the stomach. We headed back to out hotel room to 'rest'. According to Jia, the powerful sedative would take effect in 15 to 20 mins and the drowsiness feeling would last for the next 12 hours. However, after 1 hour of observation, Hardec could still move around and listen to his MP3 without closing his eyes. We decided it was now or never.

*The magnificent 6. From top left, going clockwise, Ah Long, Jia, Qiao Zi, MeCar, Ah Mun, Wei Kwang.

*Our team logo, the pride and joy. You could tell that MeCar was abit afraid that we would suddenly turn the tables on him.

The operation was a huge success. Hardec never realised there was a camera filming all the time. The following link is the top secret video of the highly acclaimed operation.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLt5IvO7C-o
The video will be taken off on 19th Nov due to higher up orders. However, if you would like to buy a copy of it, please kindly approach Ah Long through MSN.
Hence, the end of operation DrugNeck.

Now we continue the story of our Genting trip. (Although I know you all will not be interested after OpDrugNeck, however I will be revealing later who won/lost how much)
Tuesday - True to our West Side Boys hospitality, we organised a cable car tour all the way from the top of the hill to halfway down. The scenery was beautiful and we even saw a mountain goat.

Tonight was also our last casino session. And here are the final results of the gamblers. Do not be shocked at the results, these are true.

Hardec - UP 3800RM
Wei Kwang - UP 3400RM
Jia -UP 700RM
MeCar - UP 300RM
Ah Long -UP 250RM
Qiao Zi, now known as CLAY KOH - DOWN 650RM
Ah Mun, always known as CLAY TOH - DOWN 1500RM

*Clay Toh, wishing for something he will never get.

SPECIAL : Below are the 3 interview segments from our de-virginised Ang Mohs.

Jia : when i first went in there was this undescribable thrill. Watching the well rehearsed moves of the dealers, their effortless motions all seemed like one beautiful theatrical play and then i was auditioning to be the main lead actor the sounds and gleeful smiles of the others cajoled a 50 rm bill out of my backpocket and then there was no turning back as i pitted mathematical deductions to beat the odds and make a 6 fold dividend.

MeCar : the mercurial shuffling and dealing skills of the croupiers had me mesmerised, they had such a magnetic pull to them that i almost had trouble restraining myself, and had to grab a chair to steady myself. And the chips, so many beautiful chips of each and every size and shape and colour, who could resist the chips!?

Clay Koh the recently knighted : the casino. a place of dreams and hopes. or so they say. somewhere where $10 becomes $1000 in a night. they say its about skill. i say its all about luck. really hope the casinos in the IRs dont become a reality in Singapore because they will really destroy people and their families. to bigbrohu's young fans, gk korkor's advice is: have fun at the casinos only when you have the self-discipline to say enough is enough, and play only when you can afford to lose

P.S. And that is coming from a person who KEEPS on changing his ringett notes to chips and placing it on the table.

And finally Wednesday has arrived, back to Singapore, back to home, some happy, some sad.

My apologies to the original authors.Some text had been slightly edited because some pictures are not able to be uploaded on Blogger.Blame Blogger.

ok

2006-11-15T22:22:00.001+08:00

After a long break from blogging,thanks to my wonderful guest blogger,here I am again.
Just to reiterate the point on the right side of my blog,this is my domain and not some shared avenue to chat like teamuncles.blogspot.com,and this is in reference to what David Wu said on my tagboard.David,please concentrate on your studies and your drinking or whatever in England and do not spout nonsense on my tagboard.

The previous entry by my guest blogger Geor** seems to be overwhelmingly popular as can be seen from the tagboard,however,under closer scrutiny,you will find that most of these people who lavished praise on the guest blogger are those who usually loves to tease BigBroHu. From my well-informed sources, most people still prefer the writing style of the 1 and only BigBroHu.This enigmatic personality continues to be the biggest blogging phenomenen in 2006.

It's nice to hear that people like Neck,George and Clay are doing well up in Genting Highlands.Well done guys!
This is the first step to making sure that Genting International do not have the necessary funds to make a competitive bid for the Intergrated Resort.Regarding which company is Oonk Tong actually placing its support and weight behind,all these regarded as top secret.But be assured,whoever wins the bid for the IR will definitely be worthy of it,and it will be ensured that this IR will be fully operated and managed by the biggest gang in Singapore. Las Vegas Sands,Eighth Wonder,Kerzner International? Your guess is as good as anyone else's.

My dad actually tagged on the board requesting me to touch more on national issues.I would need to plead for more time and patience as I start to shift my focus from all these macro perspectives to micro stuff,to cater to the needs of the pre-65ers. Just to tell them,national issues are too unimportant for me to discuss about here.I have much bigger things to write about.

georgie

2006-11-11T13:37:00.001+08:00

My latest blog entry--contributed by 1 of the names in my list of distinguished guest bloggers.He,who did not wish to have his identity revealed,admitted to me that he finds it hugely stressful to write for such a big publication.But with plenty of cajoling and encouragement,he managed to put in a really commendable effort into creating this masterpiece of an entry.
To be honest,G****e,I'm really impressed with what you have produced.
So guys,let us appreciate his wonderful work which he took more than 3 hours to produce.

WHO IS HU? King of the Blogosphere, Pauper in Reality? - Special Report -

Posted: 10:35 a.m. HKT, November 11, 2006
A Saturday Special By George Koh

(KNN) -- Following the Media Development Authority of Singapore's (MDA) recent release of figures from a new study on Internet literacy, the blogosphere in general has received a boost in readership. Among the many figures released, the one figure that stood out was the number of blogs maintained by local teenagers. Almost half of all teens in Singapore aged 15 to 19 are on the Internet, blogging or podcasting, and this number is set to grow. This means that there are some 120, 000 or so blogs by these youngsters online. Recent years have seen many individuals making a name for themselves through their interesting and sometimes controversial comments posted in their blogs. In fact, they are already household names to both the young and the old. Who wouldn't have heard of Mr Brown, Xiaxue, Rockson (and his horse), or Sarong Party Girl aka Miss Izzy (to the loyal FHM readers)?

Today, new personalities start to rise up from this 120, 000 inspired and sometimes disillusioned young people. Karbon8ed aka jia. Micah (pronounced meee2 car3). More prominently, the man of bigbrohu.blogspot.com fame who goes by the moniker of Takumi Hu. George Koh goes undercover to look at the real side of this man.

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The blogosphere has fallen head over heels in love with Takumi, aka BigBroHu, aka Tikor, and it is not hard to see why. Over the last couple of months, he has added vibrancy and joy to the world of blogging. Internet users, bored from the usual Friendster and wholivesnearyou crap, have once again found motivation in moving their mice to click on the Internet Explorer and type ' www.bigbrohu.blogspot.com', whether it is after a hard day of work at an English bank, a tired day at the university, or a wasted week at the army camp. a recent study showed that 100% of the *local young people being surveyed said that the all-time favourite blog which enabled them to laugh at nonsense was none other than Takumi's (* a total of 2 people were surveyed).

For the uninitiated, www.bigbrohu.blogspot.com, in general, is about the chronicles of Takumi Hu, a self-professed influential triad leader in Singapore (if you still have no idea hu he is, you will not be blamed, but please pray hard that he will spare your family) who has links with the hus hu of the Hong Kong underworld. Some of the issues close to his heart include the stories of one of his more 'prominent'(in the physical sense) ginas (gangland slang for subordinates), juggling national service liability with his unlawful dealings, and to some extent, working very hard to providing an alternative place for intellectuals to gather and share their ideas to make the world a better place.

However, it has been widely circulated that all this is just a farce. The reporter, together with his/her (gender has been withheld to protect his/her family) team of informants from within his network, have managed to find the truth behind this man of lies and disillusionment.

PHOTO: REUTERS
Hu seen in an undated photo with his gang at an undisclosed location.
The faces are blurred to protect the identities of the 10 informants.
*Gasp!* So hu are his loyal ginas?

Lie No. 1
He wrote: "In the pic above,just one of my numerous fan groups smiling widely,celebrating about the fact that bigbrohu.blogspot.com is going to be updated this weekend ."

We found out: After interviews and chats with the people featured in the photographs, the team found out that none of them knew Takumi personally or even went to his blog before, much less anticipate any updates.

Lie No. 2
He reasoned: "In those days, I was subject to physical torture,intimidation and also at times stimulation.Although Ti Kor already have primary school ginas back then,he decided not to use them just to allow the class to bond together in making Ti Kor go through such S-M methods."

We say: The first sentence was the truth. We are not so sure about the next.

Misleading Quote No. 3
He hallucinated: "Also,there are not many places in boring Singapore where you can see 20 or more people engaging in a mass brawl.:) As the techno music plays,the shouts of the various gang poems resonate with such melodious charm,you can't help but think that although these guys are less educated,they definitely have some sort of musical talent hidden within them"

We say: Give the lad some credit for being half-truthful. He just didnt mention that he normally appreciates the orchestra by squatting and trembling in a hidden corner of the club or under a table.

Lie No. 4
He boasted: "To my parents(if they are reading this):Have fun in Japan,please visit my training ground Mt Akina and I'm sure the people there will be thrilled to know that their racing god's parents are actually in town ."

We found out: He has got nice parents, but he's no racing god. Defaces his father's car every other time he uses it. Walks out of the car to insert cashcard at the carpark. Dumb or different? You decide.

PHOTO: AFP

Lie No. 5
He dreamt: "A big thank you to them,there will be a discount on the protection money dued to us next month"

We say: Protection money?? The last we found out, this poor (in both senses) dude has only $40 left in his bank account. In addition to that, sources close to the informants say that he is in debt.

However, having said that, readers (some even call themselves fanatics) still welcome and embrace this personality with all their hearts. The team of informants found out that some of them volunteer their help in helping Hu to post videos featuring him and his gang on the popular YouTube website. Rumour has it that a couple of them are even helping him launch his own line of TI-kor merchandise, which includes TI-shirts for TInagers, TI-Rex toys for young children, plasma TI-Vs for adults and TI-Mac basketball sneakers for NBA wannabes. Launch of this highly anticipated line is believed to be scheduled for early February 2007.

When asked about whether more fans will continue to be conned but yet still be attracted to Hu's wacky style of blogging, Mr Tarcoo Mee, Minister of Blogosphere, simply said: "The revolution has already begun".

Hu's the real Takumi

2006-11-08T20:23:00.000+08:00

During my long hours in camp where i do mostly mundane but nonetheless important work defending our nation's shores,I will still manage to find time to check out what's cool and hot in the blogosphere,besides my own blog.
As the blogosphere is 1 big,messy world filled with all sorts of knowledge as well as rubbish,yours truly has narrowed the search to these 3 gems of a blog for the pleasure of my loyal readers.Enjoy.
Below are the blogs with articles that I would wish to highlight to my readers,however feel free to explore the rest of the blogs and the archives which I also find extremely interesting.

1.http://kakiberet.blogspot.com/2006/11/clubs-go-canto-again.html
2.http://karbon8ed.livejournal.com/ --article on 26th Oct is the highlight here.
3.http://nomoredrunkennights.blogspot.com/

The above 3 blogs should thank me for giving their readership a big boost of hundred-fold,which is just a conservative estimate.

On another issue altogether,recent fodder for gossip has been about the sudden increase in people calling themselves Takumi. And I would like to announce that to all the people out there,you people should know who is the Racing God of Mt Faber.

http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=3142813
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=6136216
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=24211299
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=13099440
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=23532859
http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=32533221

Of course,this is just a few of many "Takumis" around.Hmmm...how come they all want to imitate my name? Anyway,I doubt many of you people have the patience to see through all the 6 Takumi profiles I listed above,but to reward those people with the virtue of perseverance,BigBroHu has prepared a goodie for you all. 1 of the profiles listed above is that of a former figure from SAJC who was relatively-famous(by his wild walking swagger).However,his name here is not as what we know him as.Anyway,from his picture you should know who he is already. :)
Further details and stories about this guy may be revealed at a later date,pending the response of my audience.

hectic

2006-11-05T12:50:00.000+08:00

It had been a hectic past few days for me as usual as many activities are packed into my seemingly endless list of programmes.Such is the life of such an influential and prominent blogger/gang leader/national serviceman.

Thursday night was spent with the man who is going to the UK,ex-Chinese High student cum party organiser David Wu. His proposed trip to MOS was undoubtedly well-received by all of Oonk Tong and so we have numerous people showing up to give tempo to him(or me probably).The numbers of people who attended that night shall not be revealed so as to avoid the police looking into the possibility of charging me with having an illegel assembly. Anyway,we had plenty of drinks,rnb music and also trannies for company at MOS.
To David Wu:Bon voyage,you have really been a good friend to Ti Kor,from teaching him Maths in secondary school,to buying drinks for him,to always supporting his blog and not to mention,bully him on the basketball court.I hereby wish you success in your marvellous future.

On the right,the man going to the UK,David Wu. On the left,James Zhang(or his twin David?sorry James,haven't really been seeing you around.)

From Ti Kor's sources,another Chinese High alumnus,James Zhang is coming back from the USA,back to where he belong. A glorious welcome will definitely be planned for him in December as he makes an emotional return to his mentor,Big Bro Hu.Don't worry James,no more racial tensions like in the USA,here,I am King.

Recently,rumours have been spreading around that I was whacked by a bunch of Malays at East Coast Park.Just to clarify this,such an incident indeed happened.However,not to me,but to my similar-sounding namesake, Ki*n Zi (name concealed to protect identity).The full story was that KZ was in a really high and celebratory mood,having drunk much alcohol,extended a friendly gesture by saying "Whats's up" to this group of mats. However,reason unknowing to me,they decided to view this as an aggressive gesture and delivered blows after blows,punches after punches at him.And without any logical explanation,decided to continue chilling out at the same spot after the attack.Of course,KZ,being the smart gina from 13tong,called the police immediately and these mats were caught as a result. What were they thinking man.Are their IQs that low?(I do not imply any offence along any grounds of racial lines,so no one can fault me on this.) Anyway,no matter what,don't worry KZ,13tong will definitely look into this matter again.Lum Kor of Ubi/Eunos/East Coast will definitely find out who are the culprits behind this vicious act and punish those who dare to create trouble in his territory.

Also,to dispel rumours about any rift in Ang Moh Tong.This picture below was taken when we were having our showdown talks.The negotiations went off smoothly and in the end,an agreement which was satisfactory to both sides was met and prevented bloodshed in the Bishan area.

Ti Kor trying to block out his face.No one should ever know what this gang leader looks like.

guest blog

2006-11-03T18:26:00.002+08:00

Today is the first guest entry from our very affiable Hadec.

Just to give a brief introduction to him,which I'm sure is really not required due to the frequent mentions of him in this blog.Neck is an all-rounder who weighs slightly over 110kg,and is currently serving his time in the army,albeit on many days MC.He is also a former 6-pointer in the O levels from the prestigious Chinese High School and hails from SAJC too.
And below is his entry.
Enjoy.

Dear all , I am NECK kor, Zhafit Ren of West Side Bukit Timah District.

Personal portrait.
(It is NOT a dickhead)

Neck kor will be taking over as guest blogger this week.

As such, he will be subjected to1 X SPANKING GAO GAO. This punishment will be served upon him at 2200 hours on 121106, maybe on the bus or in our hotel room. The process will be filmed and Youtubed. Stay tuned.

This week, as Joseph had a harajuka fever and I like niggers, the West Side Boys went to watch Sporting Afrique FC and Albirex Niigata. This match was played at the Theatre of Dreams because I watched until I fell asleep.

I had a little difficulty adapting as the night before I was watching Champions League, and yet now I was watching S-League. But I was not looking for free-flowing high quality football. When I go to watch an S-League match, I expect to see KELONG.
I was expecting to see own goals, misses from 1-yard, pitch melees, 14 goal thrillers and all that. Obviously these 2 international teams don't understand what the S-League is all about, therefore I suggest they balik kampong(go back to their kampong). They were trying to play a long-ball tactic when they couldn't, and every long-ball looked like a clearance. The keepers can kick much further than Tianci though. After enduring 92minutes of mundane soccer, Eichiro Ozaki scored a thunderous strike, Deco-like against Chelsea to settle the match 1-0 in favour of the Japanese. Following that, the stadium erupted to a thunderous applause, with the sound mostly coming from the massive speakers. After play resumed, the nigga-side keeper was damn guai lan as he sat down between the posts. As the full-time whistle blew, the stadium emptied and all that was left behind was a flurry of torn STRIKE tickets..including mine.

The only enjoyable part of the match is this guy below, Patrice Evrard.

He caught our eye because of his rotund figure. Instantly, we nicknamed him “The Liability”. Little did we know that he is actually a tough-tackling no-nonsense defender, although he does dribble like he's a ballerina. He is fat and funny nigga, I like. Patrice Evrard, my new favourite player.

And the above was what Neck wrote.Although I found it extremely idiotic with certain elements of his post,I continue to uphold my principles of freedom of speech and expression.Neck,even though some of the things you said could have lead to a few turmoils or 2 in the gang,I would still like to express my heartfelt thank you for giving me tempo in writing for my blog.For that,you will be rewarded with 2 wantons.

ramblings

2006-10-29T13:02:00.000+08:00

In the recent weeks,friends of mine have been discussing fervantly about this blog of mine,making in the focal point of any and every conversation of theirs.What I have to say to them is get a life,and in any case that my busy schedule disables me to write entries on a regular basis,please move on with life and do not pine over it,or to a more extreme extent,contemplate suicide.Which I think is very possible with the number of sms i get every day asking me to update my blog.It seems that my blog do maintain lives on this earth.

There have also been recent youtube videos which have been published on my tagboard and are uploaded without my personal endorsement.The temptation to remove it was great,however 1 of my principles in life is to always support free speech and the freedom of thinking,such that all those idiotic videos which were poorly directly,acted and narrated are still allowed on that tagboard.Please produce better-quality videos in future to warrant an advertising on my wonderful blog.

The response to my trivia question in my last entry was overwhelming to say the least.Hotmail sent me an e-mail stating that it could not possibly process the whole onslaught of emails that was sent to me after that trivia was posted.Anyway,the person who was first in giving me the correct answer has been duly rewarded,however his identity could not be revealed to avoid suspicions and investigations into our gang.In all,there were more than 50 respondants and I am proud to say that more than 95% got the answer right.This shows that indeed,bigbrohu.blogspot.com is a portal where intellectuals gather.The only exception was a guy named Ah Long who could not give the correct answer after repeated attempts.

I've also invited a number of celebrity guest bloggers to write entries here. I'm sure there will be a posting from 1 of them up soon and hopefully,they will not bring disgrace to bigbrohu.blogspot.com. It is indeed very big shoes to fill by writing on this blog,but after wide consideration,I've came up with a list of very distinctive and eligible people to guest-star here.Stay tuned.

Anyway,who says trannies ain't beautiful.

Ti Kor is currently down with upper respiratory tract infection,those who wishes to shower him with concern can just add him to his msn,hutianci@hotmail.com and send your well wishes.As stated above,do not send emails to him as his inbox have already been flooded out.

Sex and lies

2006-10-26T21:29:00.000+08:00

As we start to advance into adulthood,content that can most probably grasp our attention are no longer that of "who friend with who" and "who bought a new PSP". What we want are dramatic plots that involve sex,lies and water polo.(Supposed to be sex,lies and football but this is altered to suit the story of the day.)

Recently,Tian Ge,being the confidant whom everyone trusts in,listened to yet another 1 of these sensational tales which yes,involve sex,lies and water polo.

The protagonist,lets call her J,was well known for her sex appeal(did i just say that?) and some would say,promiscuous ways.But at least she is definitely not as notorious as that of an even more famous personality,former SAJC alumnus Miss Izzy.Those who live in a world of their own will know more about this girl from sarongpartygirl.blogspot.com,which is 1 of the most wide-read blogs in Singapore.I inspire myself to write better and more entertaining entries by telling myself constantly that I'm always 1 hit away from emulating Izzy's blog readership.
Ok,J got to know this sportsman Q (im not going to tell u which sport to protect his identity,but i guess u can probably infer from above) from a common friend Yong,who is the most charming and cutest guy I have ever met.He has even been nicknamed after Japanese heartthrob Takeshi Kaneshiro.Yong's nickname is Takeshit.

That's Takeshit in the picture above.His face is partially blocked due to a fear of leakage of his identity on this blog.

Anyway,to cut the story short,J and Q has something going on from the first time they met each other.I would call that lust at first sight.After a few group outings with friends,they started dating by themselves.After a short time,Q,who is nicknamed Sex God from his secondary school days in a most prestigious boys' school in the Bukit Timah area,started engaging with J physically.Further lurid details will not be mentioned on this blog as according to media research company AC Nelson,teenagers under the age of 16 constitute 20.45% of this blog's readership.

According to J,Q told some of his former teammates from his college days(Ra**les JC),that he is not interested in J right from the start.And after more than a few trysts,Q got back with his ex-gf after a trip to the UK.

And that's it,the end of a short relationship with no shortage in terms of wild action.

Disclaimer:The above story is not meant to be offending to anyone in any way,and is just meant to educate my readers about what is happening within 20 year olds in the world today.Names of the involved personnel,details like schools and pictures have also been thickly veiled in a bid to not stir up a storm on the blogosphere.

FEBRUARY:BIRTH OF MICHAEL JORDON MARCH:BIRTH OF CHINGY

APRIL:BIRTH OF SADDAM HUSSEIN MAY:BIRTH OF DAVID BECKHAM

JUNE:BIRTH OF DONALD TRUMP JULY: BIRTH OF PRINCESS DIANA

AUGUST:BIRTH OF NAPOLOEON SEPTEMBER:BIRTH OF TOMMY LEE

OCTOBER:BIRTH OF EMINEM NOVEMBER: BIRTH OF CALVIN KLEIN

DECEMBER:BIRTH OF BRAD PITT

What is missing on this list of birthdays of famous people?

The first person who email Ti Kor with the correct answer stands a chance to be promoted up 1 rank of Oonk Tong's hierachy,along with the providence of 20 full time ginas by his side.Ti Kor can be contacted at hutianci@hotmail.com

kwokz

2006-10-23T01:48:00.000+08:00

Below is an excerpt of an MSN conversation between the Great Tian Ge and his gina Kwokz.

owning? ...own, says:
ur blog is freaking funny
owning? ...own, says:
but ur eng sometimes veri chim
owning? ...own, says:
i dun get the jokes
Takumi; UNITED says:
i gona write abt u someday
owning? ...own, says:
LOL
owning? ...own, says:
write in chinese
owning? ...own, says:
last time i write my blog in chinese
owning? ...own, says:
haha
Takumi; UNITED says:
siao
Takumi; UNITED says:
so hard
Takumi; UNITED says:
chim ar
Takumi; UNITED says:
u got rd mingrui 1 ornot
Takumi; UNITED says:
u r damn funny
Takumi; UNITED says:
say my eng chim
Takumi; UNITED says:
ahah
owning? ...own, says:
i nv read his nia
owning? ...own, says:
ur expression got hidden meaning one wat
owning? ...own, says:
and full of objectives
owning? ...own, says:
drogneck
owning? ...own, says:
LOL

sorry for that long conversation above,but just try to read what he is writing.I think he is the funny guy here,not me.
Anyway I shan't laugh at Kwokz but this Hongkie friend of mine is saying that my standard of English is high,an A level graduate of SAJC who is university bound should really be getting his grasp of the international language on track here.

Anyway recently heard wind of a weird friend of mine who works in Attica getting her hair cut,but seriously I din imagine it to turn out this way.Since school days she have already been 1 interesting personality ,but has the need to be different become so great to an extent that things need to turn out this way?

Before

After

Maybe this pictures still can't show the extent of damage done to her appearance and self-image,but that's the best I can do for you guys.

What is she thinking man.

Disclaimer:As usual,no offence to all the personnel mentioned above.All for humour's sake,learn to take life less seriously and you will become as influential as me in future.

neck

2006-10-21T00:08:00.000+08:00

This is the official account of how Hadec Alvin Teo Kia Yong got injured,joining Joseph Tan Wee Kwang on the 'crippled list'.

On a Tue night,Hadec was invited to central Singapore,the area where Tian Ge holds most of his influence in.He probably thought that the activity for that evening was probably eating at the famous Chomp Chomp food centre,as that is what he does every day in the West side,resulting in him becoming into a real impressive creature with a humongous size.However,little did he know that the who's who of the underground in central Singapore actually engages in healthy activities like street soccer to keep fit.Such vigorous activities ensure that all Oonk Tong and 13Siao Members are properly equipped at the right level of fitness,so that they have an upper hand during mass brawls in Zouk.
Anyway,Hadec was really game for it and so,for the first time in several months,Hadec is finally exercising and producing sweat.Come to think of it,he sweats while he eats,or even when he walks.
The first few games went by with us thrashing some Malay boys,Hadec impressing all of us with his nifty footwork.Nifty by the standards of a 110kg fat dude.
In the 29th min,disaster struck.
As confidence started to grow within him,he began to hallucinate that he is him.

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba.

Hadec tried to imitate Drogba's wonderful turn-and-strike goal against Liverpool but as he did his 90 degrees turn,his knee started to give way to his immense weight.And then,he just crumbled onto the ground.

My attempt below in trying to compose a song for Hadec,the lyrics singing to the tune of Fergie's London Bridge.

How come every time Neck turn around,his big fat body just wana go down.Hadec Hadec- ky,wana go down.Hadec Hadec-ky,wana go down.

Immediately,Ti Kor,being his helpful self,sent Hadec immediately to Tan Tock Seng Hospital,where after medical staff heard wind of Oonk Tong members being injured,prepared a whole medical team comprising of about 4 medical officers and 20 nurses,just to tend to Hadec.A big thank you to them,there will be a discount on the protection money dued to us next month.

Picture above,showing Hadec in a wheelchair.Although I must pay homage to TTSH's excellent services,I guess it can't be helped that there is no wheelchair big enough to fit such a big guy comfortably.

And after first class treatment,this is the result.

Hadec grinning after getting his 7 days MC.

To Hadec:Hope that after this painful lesson,you will understand the importance of watching your weight.I also hope that you can respond positively to this lesson,realise that you are way too heavy and start working on losing weight.Fellow members of the gang from Central Singapore will always welcome you here to experience a healthy lifestyle. I sincerely hope that you DO NOT give yourself excuses that 'you can't move around,thus can't exercise' or 'can't move,nothing to do so at home eat and watch dvd lo".

By the way,tomorrow is West Side Boy Toh Chao Zhang Stanley's 20th birthday so Ti Kor wishes him all the best for the coming year.Tomorrow's Jap buffet celebration will be a great one. Not for u Hadec.

break

2006-10-19T23:06:00.000+08:00

I'm in the midst of this really long break from army.This has really been a good reprieve away from the boredom of camp.
What did I do in the last few days? Went to Zouk for the first time in about a month but as manpower is not that adequate,the amount of fun was not the maximum as well.(Ti Kor's definition of adequate manpower = no. of ginas>50.) As usual,drinks were on Ti Kor,all obtained through pure skill.
Haha,something tragic yet hilarious happened to one of my friends.High-tech Fat Kia(aka hadech aka alvin),became the 2nd casualty after former SAJC soccer heartthrob Joseph Tan was crippled.How did Hadec injure himself? That story will be further documented in a later entry,depending on when Micah Lewis can get back from doing his extra guard duty and upload the photos.
3 months + to ORD. 070207.The date which i have awaited for so,so long.It's also a date that I would rate as the day I have most looked forward to ever in my life. Recently, there has been an email circulating in the MINDEF OA account users about a new healthcare directive involving a new disease called ORD.Haha I can't really remember what ORD stands for there and also the content of that mail but it is just a satirical take on what people term as 'ORD mood',when in the last few months leading up to ORD people start to become more relaxed and their morale are also uplifted as a result. Personally,until only in the last few days did I feel this ORD mood,probably because I'm spending less time in camp and more time in the outside world,I'm finally starting to adapt back to civilian life again and feeling alive as a result.However it is also only during this period that I start to feel more numb about ORD,looking forward to that elusive date less as compared to in the past.Dun get me wrong here.It still remains my greatest wish that time can just fly by to reach that day.But I think it's just natural that as my life become better now,I will not wish for that date as much as in the past.Oh well,lets' just hope that when the day really comes,I will not forget about all the shit in the last 22 months and can really appreciate my life then.
On another note,every day I kinda look forward to 7pm.Because that's when Princess Hours is showing on channel u. Haha,some ppl may think that it's so lame that a 20year old guy is watching a Korean drama,but I assure you that it is indeed an interesting and addictive show.Hehe i think the Crown Princess is quite cute in the show the way she behaves.
Also,I think that I'm starting to catch the Korean wave.Ha1 Han2,as they say.
From the show,I've already plan my hair style in the future already.

Prince Yicheng from Princess Hours. Gorgeous isn't it.(THe hair,not the guy.I'm no gay.)
I wonder how long when my hair can actually reach such a length.But I'm already trying to do it.HOpefully before my ORD there will be no hair checks and that no one will be able to stop me from growing such brilliant locks.

Lum Kor has already left Singapore to Thailand with his ginas,Russel,Kitty,Yew teng and Jared.Ti Kor wishes him a great trip and bon voyage.He has already made the neccessary arrangements with the Thai Army General to ensure VVIP treatment there for Lum Kor and gang while martial law is still being carried out there.

For those people at Phuture last nite,playing with the tranny was definitely not part of Ti Kor's character.It was just trying to satisfy his ever-growing thirst for knowledge in trying to find out what a tranny's body is really like.

ho sei la

2006-10-16T17:51:00.000+08:00

As promised,here are photos taken recently courtesy of Melvin Lum.
Because there are just too many pictures,lengthy stories and descriptions will be cut short.
There is an idiom,"A picture tells a thousand words".
Enjoy.

As they says,sex sells.So this entry is gonna start off with a big bang.Sexy picture of yours truly.

An Armani top coupled with OCS red running shorts. Sex symbol of the 21st century.

Guys must be feeling hard,girls feeling wet by now....

With 1 of my lesser known fans,model and New Paper New Face finalist Emileen here.Naomi and Kate,who are at my place now,forced me to write that Emileen is just a small-time model.The modelling industry is really damn bitchy.

Getting some royal treatment at the saloon.Me,Ti Kor,is already used to all this.

Opening the doors of my new car.

Kawaii!!I am so harajuka now!

btw.is it spelt like that?harajuka?

Last pic to end this all.

Really lazy to upload more pics already.Hope you guys enjoy my pictures. Please note that the above is just for laughter and that my ego is still as big as ever.

By the way,I'm on block leave(off) these 2 weeks with the exception of 2 duty days so any old friends who are free can contact me.However,please call me days in advance as the famous blogger has a really busy schedule.

update

2006-10-15T17:53:00.000+08:00

After many few days without logging in to blogger,here I am again.Unfortunately today there is nothing entertaining for you guys,just random rambling.(THanks again to Lum Kor who is ever-so-busy and is unable to upload photos.)
The reason for not blogging was mainly down to having no motivations,and the primary reason for that is that my tagboard has not been working for many days now.After a check with other friends of the blogosphere,I found out that other blogs who have tagboards of the similar server(tag-board.com) are all having these problems.Thus,on the advice from my brother,I changed my tagboard to this current 1.So guys,please continue to tag on it and provide me with some sort of encouragement that there is actually someone who is reading this blog.
Actually,at the back of my mind i do know that many people are actually reading this,just that I really want something concrete to tell me that.Nevertheless,the people who tag on the board are always the usual few and i know that they contribute to less than 1% of my total readership.
Anyway,weekends are beginning to get quite boring and monotonous already,it's almost always the same schedule,and going town to chill remains a permanent fixture in my weekend schedule.For your information,according to the 'Oonk Tong Dictionary Version 2006', "chill" is just a word which just means zuo boh. Besides chilling in town,activities in the weekend also often include teaching tuition,watching soccer etc. I'm not complaining about the weekends being really boring,I do remember those times when I have to be in camp during weekends,and I appreciate that I have the freedom now to do whatever I want during weekends,just that the excitement level during weekends are going down.Any suggestions what can I do during weekends people?

Next is an advertisement for 1 of my friends.He is working in an events planning company and actually do need a large number of people to be part of his database.Be it for market survey purposes,and more importantly different types of jobs which include promoting products also vocations in event planning,I'm sure it will do no one harm by just including yourself in this database. For those interested,please contact me for more information.

To my fellow writers of nomoredrunkennights.blogspot.com,sorry for the lack of blog entries as stated above,I was recently very unmotivated due to the tag-board screw ups. To Weiqi:nice tattoo. To Kianzi:Less than 4 more months to go.
To my parents(if they are reading this):Have fun in Japan,please visit my training ground Mt Akina and I'm sure the people there will be thrilled to know that their racing god's parents are actually in town. Meantime,the AE86 will be in good hands.

Finally,hope that I can get those pictures soon and upload it onto the net for all my faithful readers to see.Ciao.

r/s

2006-10-10T20:19:00.000+08:00

Was chatting to several people last nite and I found out that indeed,the world and relationships between people are often not as simple as it seems.
I shall just quote 2 examples which i heard last night.
Hmm...it will indeed be beneficial for me if i can do this entry in a report style of writing,to further prepare me for my education in the university next year.Remember,my aim is to improve my English as stated in my virgin posting.Although the hymen has longed been penetrated,(that is an analogy to describe me having posted plenty of entries since my debut post),I still feel that there is still plenty of room for improvement.So here we go!

Case study 1

Introduction:B teaches tuition at various locations while trying to supplement a very low income,courtesy of a organisation that practises modern day slavery.In his course of work,he comes into contact with many young kids and also their parents.
Problem:1 of these parents,let's call her M,is a lonely housewife who is constantly neglected by her husband who is busy with work.M is also in the 30-35 age group and has maintained her looks well. In a call from M to B discussing about her kid's academic progress, the conversation eventually lead to her talking about her problems at home too.Realising that B was a relatively good listener and that he can sort of hit the right frequency with her,plus the fact that she is lonely,M decided to get his msn contact so that they can have more similar conversations in the future.Although this may seem like an innocent case of a housewife being devoid of company,B is worried that it may lead to an illicit relationship with a MILF.(For the uninitiated,please check up the net for the meaning of MILF.)
Ti Kor's Golden Advice: There is no wrong in continuing to be friends with this MILF =) however,always remember to draw a line between friends and becoming partners in a forbidden relationship. Always trust Ti Kor, he has seen many such cases before and definitely the best person to trust.

Case study 2

Introduction: X has known Q for many years as a family friend.They have been seeing each other around for a few years already but only recently,they have formed an even closer relationship.
Problem: Q has held a torch for X for many years already with X unknowing about that.But because of them becoming close friends recently, things somehow got out of hand with her admitting her liking for him and X,being a true blue hot blooded male who had not had a girlfriend for the past few years,allowed the making out to begin.However,a fairy tale is not about to begin right here.In fact,nowhere near that at all.The problem here is that Q has a boyfriend of 2 years,and that although Q is sure that X is the man for her,she is afraid to break the heart of this boyfriend.
Ti Kor's Golden Advice: X,who admitted his liking for Q,should just go all out for her.The key here lies with Q.Although breaking the heart of a man who have endured through thick and thin with her for 2 years is definitely hard,Ti Kor can tell you safely that just delaying the process will make it even worse for this boyfriend.If Q is really so sure that X is the man for her,she should just break this news to the boyfriend in a soft yet honest approach.Based on Ti Kor's personal experience, hanging out with the boyfriend while the girl's heart is somewhere else is a suffering of a most immense level.I urge Q to consider her options well,and to make a quick but sure decision in this.

On a separate note,I've really been touched by all the fan mail and praises that I have been receiving."Great blog!" and "I love your blog!I've been going to bigbrohu.blogspot.com ever since its debut posting and have been hooked on it ever since!" are just one of the many examples of comments i get from my fans.A particular touching note came from Chinese High good friend David Wu, who was quoted as saying "In the cold winterness of England,bigbrohu.blogspot.com has indeed brought some warmth into my heart."

To any magazine editors out there,the above content definitely shows my potential in writing Aunt Agony columns.You are all free to contact me should you want a top class writer who gives excellent advice to write in your magazines.Prices negotiable.

emo

2006-10-09T22:43:00.000+08:00

Today I will divert from my normal humourous takes on issues in life but stray more towards personal,emo stuff.

Let's talk this overIt's not like we're dead
Was it something I did?
Was it something You said?
Don't leave me hangingIn a city so dead
Held up so high
On such a breakable thread
You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be
You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

ok,above is an excerpt from Avril Lavigne's 'My happy ending'. Just my attempt in trying to copy some of my other friends' emotional song lyrics style of blogging.
that song remind me particularly of a worst time of my life when i was going through a tough time in army and that also something major happened to me.Even now when i hear that song on the radio,i would listen to the lyrics and feel that it is indeed an apt description of how i felt during that time.For those of you who are guessing about what had happened, please read the lyrics more carefully then try to guess what is it all about.
Oh well,the dust has since been settled long ago and although bits and pieces of memories are still left in my mind,life has to go on doesn't it.

It's less than 120 days now to that elusive date,070207,which will always remain to be 1 of THE milestones of my life.I really thank God that He has looked over me and that I am well and all after all those torrid times in the army.I have indeed learnt alot about myself and also about life in general.Now I just hope that for the rest of my time in the army,I can be able to survive through and hope that when I indeed get out of this organisation,I will be able to remind and try to make myself relive through those trying times in my mind,and appreciate all that I have around me.Friends and family,the things that truly value to me.

On another note,I have sort of become a bit of a David James recently.For the unknowing,James is an undoubtly talented goalkeeper who played for Liverpool in the 90s.However,he also earned himself the nickname 'Calamity James' during that period where he would produce several howlers now and then.Today's match against Singapore Polytechnic saw me conceding another soft goal,where I anticipated a cross but yet the attacker chose to chip towards goal.Myself being already committed to handling the cross,was left in a position that was not the best and thus only managing to get a touch to the ball which is insufficient to deflect it away from goal.My backpeddling,which is not the fastest,can also be partly faulted for that goal.
I just hope that in the next few games leading up to the tournament,and in the tournament itself,I can play to my best abilities and not let myself or the team down.

Finally,I am giving a big shout out to all the lower Secondary kids,all anyone who knows any lower Secondary kids,and tell them that all their exam worries are over,Hu Tianci is here.
Anybody who wishes to have a dedicated,hardworking tutor who would go to great extents in helping kids can contact me.Prices negotiable.

skinny vs fat

2006-10-07T13:36:00.000+08:00

I was reading the Straits Times in camp on Thursday when I came upon an article about Hollywood stars trying to compete with each other into becoming skinny.That makes me wonder why. I understand that society has made everybody think that skinny is beautiful for females.But THIS?

The one on the right,SIm Hui Yong,which will be mentioned later in this entry.

Ok,after this fearsome picture,I'm sure many people out there would have aborted their dieting plans and in fact start to gorge on food.However,I'm sure you do not want to be like this too.

Enough of these eye-openers.Honestly,I do not understand the fascination with squeezing into a size 0 or even size 00 dress. In the opinion of a normal male human being, isn't looking good in a dress that compliment a female well most important? Who gives a damn about what size of clothes is she wearing?I admit that I would rather skinnier girls(is there such a word) than plump girls anytime,but the size 0? I would rather go and care about my brother's pet turtle or wipe the mirrors of my AE86 than care about that.

My personal take on what an anorexic girl does in a day.
*S denotes anorexic girl,can be also inferred to Sim Hui Yong,someone who teaches Physics in a premier boys' school in the Bukit Timah area.

0700 Reville
0730 Mom forces S to eat breakfast
0800 Tries to gorge food out of mouth
0830 After digging out some food,puts 2 fingers in mouth in attempt to puke out some more food
0930 End of fingering-mouth hour, new technique from lets-be-anorexic.com,switches on vacuum cleaner in attempt to suck out food
1030 Goes to class 3L and scold students like Yong CJ and teenaged genius Hu Tianci for not doing her physics homework,which they find no kick in doing.Her students find her disgustingly skinny,however she thinks she is damn pretty with her long flowing hair(spoilt) and fair(pale) skin.
1200 Appears to be eating lunch in school canteen to dispel rumours of her being anorexic,but secretly planning on how to remove all those food from the body later.
1300-1500 Lessons.Students continue to observe her and find her disgusting. Student Alvin Teo Hadec is so deeply traumatised by what his physics teacher looks like and vouch to eat as much as he can to avoid looking like that.
1300-1700 Repeats food-removal process as done in the morning.Thereafter,head towards home.
1800-2000 Goes to sauna in nearby club and sits in there for 2 hours.
2000-2100 Jogging.Fellow joggers super-disgusted with what she looks like in her running attire.(Not exaggerating,I've seen it before).
2100-morning Repeats food-removal process even when there is no food left.

Ok,I wanted to do a mock timetable of what a fat person's timetable would be like,which would included drink tea at kopitiam i.e. bukit batok,smoke and eat at places like Al Azhar,not mentioning travelling to JB but I find all these extremely tiring.(I know it sounds like you Hadec but I'm not talking about you,or at least I'm trying to make this as thickly-veiled as possible so as not to make people suspect it's you.

On a final note,after saying so much
Do you want to be like this?

sad

2006-10-01T12:06:00.000+08:00

Have been told that my blog is more of like a public domain rather than a personal space. But hey,isn't a blog somewhere whereby I wana write what I wana write right? If this is all that I want to say and that just by pure coincidence that words of this blog spread around,it's not my fault right?

Last night was a sorrowful,dejected night for some of us. I'm sorry that today there is no entertaining entry that can bring a smile to your face here,because last night after what happened,I couldn't muster a smile too.
As many of you probably read from my previous entry,last night 30 Sept was The Last Dance at Rush,where they are going to close down after last night.And so,after a booze-fuelled bbq at Serangoon 13siao zai dui down at palm grove avenue,we made our way down to Mohd Sultan.That was without some form of drama and delay as 1 of the 13siao zha fits,"the fisherman", went around in a drunken frenzy and his more than 100kg frame needed more than a few people to restrain him from jumping into his fish pond. It needed some soothing and talking to by 13siao Ti Kor before he stops his crazy antics.However,the delay would have meant that a crowd has already been steadily building at Rush. At 2145,1 of 13siao ginas Micah Lewis informed us that a small crowd was already queuing up outside the club.we managed to reach there at around 2300,where indeed a substantial crowd is already there.Just as we were collecting money,2 vans from the police came down and performed a raid on the premises.I supposed they were checking for safety breach in terms of crowd size as they ordered everyone in the club to leave. I was amazed at the number of people that came out from the club.Those who have been to 1 of those clubs in the past along the MS stretch will know that every club is of the same size,and that it is small,at most maybe filling up to 500 people?However,it took about 15min of endless streaming of ppl to exit the club.From there,we knew we had a uphill task of getting in. After more than 30 min of delay,those who were inside the club initially were given the priority to get in first,while some who already had entered were denied entry due to the capacity of the club maxing out.
As we hung our heads and proceeded to our contingency plan,a movie at Cineleisure,we knew that nothing could have made up for what happened tonight.Personally,even a date with hottie Fiona Xie could not have compensated me for what happened.As fate would be,there were no movies that we wanted to watch at Cine, and so we headed straight home.
There is just 1 question hanging in my head.Why did the police have to spoil the show,knowing that it's the last night? I know that such overcrowding in a small confined area can be a disaster,but after 3 years of partying at this place known as a heaven for Eurodance,do you really expect that only meagre numbers would turn up.The police have longed targeted techno clubs as they always have the conception that these are places where people always like to cause trouble.But can't they just give some leaway for just 1 last night? Recent articles in the newspaper forums have complained about the police being a generally unsympathetic bunch who find the slightest chance to fault innocent civilians for small mistakes.E.g penalizing someone for cutting into the bus lane even if he's about to make a left turn soon. However,now I have experienced first hand about the unsympathetic,cold attitude of the police. To the Singapore Police Force : a big thumbs-down for you. I would spare you all from more blasting from this blog as yours truly is a well-educated gentleman here.

On a final note, a big salute to everyone who showed support by turning up at Rush,kudos for all the people who replied to my call in a previous entry in my blog to attend the Last Dance. However,nothing can mask the fact that Rush will be here no more,and that we did not have the chance to party at that marvellous haven for 1 last time.
Bye, Rush. Thanks for the times .

yay

2006-09-29T17:39:00.000+08:00

After many,many days without an update on bigbrohu.blogspot.com,I'm sure my fans out there are exhilarated to see this entry right?

"Yay! Bigbrohu.blogspot.com has been updated!We,the pretty girls in his fan club are so,so delighted!"

In the pic above,just one of my numerous fan groups smiling widely,celebrating about the fact that bigbrohu.blogspot.com is going to be updated this weekend.

Been in camp for the past few days,where the lack of choices in terms of activities after office hours can leave me pulling out my hair.However,1 of the best ideas in SAF history(at least in Selarang camp) is to include an I-net room in camp where servicemen can surf the net when they are free.However,there are downsides to it too.(Of course,nothing can be perfect in the SAF.) Sites like friendster,youtube and of course porno are inaccessible through these computers.The strange thing is that although the blogger homepage can be accessed,there seems no way to be able to login and write entries.As a result,there is nothing I can do to be able to publish new entries for my fans out there.

However,although I can't login to blogger,I've been keeping in touch with my fans through the tagboard too!As you people can see,the tagboard on the right has many of my fans lavishing praises upon me. It really brings a smile to my face to know that my blog has made life so much more meaningful for my fans out there. It delights me especially to know that a 13 year old kid idolises me and hopes to be like me 1 day.

Came home to check my mail and I found out that this kid actually sent an email to me!Turn out that he was from Britain.Woah,my blog has definitely spread far and wide,through the seas,oceans and continents into the great British Isles. He attached a picture of him too!This is him below.

Quite a good-looking dude i must say.Hmm...he just looks slightly familiar to me...

As my close friends probably know, I've just started teaching tuition.And with this,inspires me with another motto in life, "To mould tomorrow's future,and also our country's future leaders." Now I know that I should not be selfish and just restrict my talent to educate to just Singapore, but to all the kids throughout this world. In today's globalised world,where inventions such as the internet has made the world smaller than ever before,teachings such as mine can be easily spread through means such as blogs. With bigbrohu.blogspot.com,I'm sure no kid in the world will be deprived of first-class education such as what I can offer them.

To my fans out there,please enjoy yourself this weekend while I spend my Sunday doing duty in camp.And to the next update. Cheers!

Disclaimer:The pictures used above are posted just for entertainment purposes.If in any way causing any offence to anyone,please correspond to me and I'll waste no time in removing it.On the other side,I'm confident that no one will take offence with it,but are actually feeling honoured to have their pictures up on such a distinguished blog like mine.

2d

2006-09-24T15:14:00.000+08:00

Memories from Chinese High Sec 2D

I was talking to James Zhang from my Sec 2D Chinese High days online when he suggested I write an entry about our glory days back in those times. There are just too many achievements to name.Winning inter-class soccer tournaments,drama competitions or just any random sort of challenge,that's just any other day in the life of Sec 2D. James sent me these pictures which really remind me of how great those days were and memories and tears of joy are just flooding me now.
Enjoy

Another championship won by Class 2D.To the extreme left in white is our form teacher Mr Lee Soo Tuan who taught us Chinese.One particular fond memory was during a lesson where we are supposed to read Lian He Zao Bao and bring up issues to discuss,one of my classmates(can't remember who,probably the horny Winston Tan) started questioning Mr Lee about a report on a rape case.Thereafter,for the rest of the lesson,which is supposed to be used for other curriculum syllabus,Mr Lee explained to us the Chinese translations of the different types of sex.Shou jiao,gang jiao,kou jiao.Which means animal sex,anal sex and oral sex respectively.As 13,14 year old kids,we definitely do not know much about all these and are therefore introduced to our earliest form of sex education.(Obviously,those who know about class 2D's class computer porn debacle would probably denounce my last statement.) Thanks Mr Lee.You are not merely a Chinese teacher or just any other form teacher,but really a respected educator who entertains and also enlightens us about issues of life.

Pic of us enjoying ourselves at the beach.To the very left dressed in white is the cute,fat Gordon Giang from those days.As you guys probably know from my previous entry,Gordon doesn't look like this now.But still,I always remember him fondly from those days.To all of you guessing where I am,I'm in the middle of them all,being buried in the sand.In those days, I was subject to physical torture,intimidation and also at times stimulation.Although Ti Kor already have primary school ginas back then,he decided not to use them just to allow the class to bond together in making Ti Kor go through such S-M methods.

As read from above,we are already very well-equipped in terms of sex education knowledge.So this is the result of Mr Lee's teaching.I am 2nd from the left and to my left,Wong Minghui wana pinch my cock.While i was trying to put my head onto Salas's stomach,some thing was bulging out from the khaki shorts he was wearing.His telesterone level was so high then,even at the tender age of 14.By the way,Salas is our resident porn king and introduced many sites to the class computer then.2nd from the right is current Singapore national judoka Wee Pui Seng who won a medal at the recent SEA games,this guy is damn horny too even up till today when his exploits at cybersex is often discussed at gatherings.

Wrestling sessions are the norm in a typical day in 2D.Yida definitely doesn't look like he is having a good time.I was behind him checking out his perky butt which I've been waiting to check out ever since he gave me a peep of his ass at the street soccer court.

Our Zai Dui during those times,Plaza Singapura.The security guards were so scared then of our massive numbers that they always allow us to watch movies free of charge.Either walking through the back door or after buying tickets to watch 1 show,which is in fact a full 1 day pass at GV Plaza Sing.

On a trip to Sunset Bay,Sentosa. I also don't know what pose i was doing :( Looks so idiotic.Notice Gordon in the middle,still wearing his white shirt in the water.I still remember his reasoning behind that,even after so many years. " I scared exposing my mammoth tits will put all the females here into shame and depression and that they will commit suicide." Gordon Giang,my man.

So vulgar even at that age,Chinese High boys, leaders of Singapore's future.Notice Gordon's fats spilling out from his shirt.By the way, I reckon that shirt is part of the Chinese High uniform.

And that is it,those sec 2D days,where memories will always live in my mind.James, are you sure TIONG BAHRU is spelt like that?

tribute to Rush

2006-09-24T00:23:00.000+08:00

This is a tribute to my 2nd most favourite disco,Rush Dance Club.

For the uninitiated,Rush is located on the now-quiet,once-happening Mohd Sultan Road.Right opposite the Bak Kut Teh shop. The genre of music played: Eurodance. More popular known as techno.Not many a level students or graduates congregate at this club but of course there is the rare few who really knows how to appreciate such pulsating dance music. Considered to be a relative newcomer in the techno clubs scene as compared to now defunct clubs like Club 3,Club 7 and Sparks. Also widely known as a club with backing from the secret society gang number 18.

So,why the sudden tribute to Rush?
The urge to write this tribute comes after a night where George,Lum Kor and Ti Kor sped down to Sultan from their own homes at Initial D-esque speeds,trying to get to Dbl O before 10,with the misconception that our silver SAFRA card could have got us into the club free of charge.As a result, the SAF let us down,yet again.Guess what,the promotion has ended last month. Maybe it's my fate with the SAF,we really are ba zi bu he.
Ok,so as we were walking away from Dbl O disappointed,we were thinking that maybe on a Thursday night,there may not be a need to pay cover charge to enter Rush.However,as we approached Rush,I found that it is not open.The first thought that crossed my mind was that Rush is not open on Thursday.As i walked closer,I found a note sticked onto the front door,with the words "The Last Dance" emboldened on that piece of paper.As this moment,fear starts to knock at the door of my heart.As i continue reading the note,my heart starts to sink deeper and deeper into the abyss of depression.
Rush is closing after 30th September.Which is conspiciouly also the day where we were planning to go since weeks ago to celebrate Andrew Li Weiqi's birthday.And on that night,Rush will be spinning for the last night.
As the thought starts to sink in,a wild torrent of emotions hit me straight into the face suddenly.Rush is closing down.
This story actually dates back to years ago,where Rush is 1 of the very few clubs along the Sultan stretch whereby it is not filled with black Indians.As a result,me and my friends,staring at a lack of choices,decided to go in to take a look.What we found is a heaven of electrifying Eurodance music,where unlike mainstream clubs like Zouk or Chinablack during those times,the people in Rush are genuinely enjoying their music instead of trying to look good or looking around to pick up chicks.Albeit there are times where high emotions rears its ugly side in terms of violence,I would rather be in such a club where people are less pretentious.Also,there are not many places in boring Singapore where you can see 20 or more people engaging in a mass brawl.:) As the techno music plays,the shouts of the various gang poems resonate with such melodious charm,you can't help but think that although these guys are less educated,they definitely have some sort of musical talent hidden within them.
Hai...so 30th Sept,on a night where there is supposed to be celebrations and happiness all round,celebrating Weiqi's birthday,I'm sure there will definitely be more than a tinge of sadness within all of us too,where we know that this is the last night where we can enjoy ourselves at this place where so much memories,puke and blood have been shed.
I urge everybody,even those who have never been to techno clubs or have the misconception that these clubs are boring,to just come down on 30th September,enjoy it or just experience it for the final time,as there will not be any such opportunities in future.
To all those people who frequent this club,it's time to leave our differences aside.Be it you are from AST,KT or 18. If you really just want to fight just for old time's sake,let's make it a good 1 this time.
To Rush Dance Club,I will make The Last Dance the Best 1 too.Thanks for the memories.

Yida's off to Manchester

2006-09-22T01:45:00.000+08:00

And so...after a long wait here is a little small update on Takumi's Realm.
There are really too many things that happened since my last update here,thus i shall try to recall and hopefully get some pictures to help me do the job.Thankfully,i have a day off tomorrow(that means a long weekend,courtesy of the MO) to pen down my thoughts.

Hm...I shall talk about Yida's farewell dinner,since up till now this is the only event where I actually can obtain pics on it.The rest is up to my fellow Zha Fit Ren(that's you,Lum Ye of Eunos/Ubi) to upload for me.
And ok..This dinner is held at Foster's Holland Village.Whoever the hell organised this dinner must be rich,but please spare a thought for the CPL drawing a meagre pay of $570.

And the picture above shows the people that came down to give our Mr Chua tempo.Note that to Yida's right is is his special someone,whom his dearest buddies prepared as a surprise parting gift for him,making arrangements to the most minute detail as to her transport and even her seating arrangements,just to create the happiest dinner Yida can get before leaving for Manchester.Another point that should also be noted is that yours truely took a cab all the way down from Christ Church Sec beside Jalan Besar Stadium,after his most significant ever friendly match against the Young Lions,to make sure he was there to give Yida a farewell.That's what you call a true friend.This is what I call loyalty to brothers.That's why Ti Kor is known widely by his 3 principles:gou hen,jiang yi qi,and xiong di gou duo which has also been quoted on the famous movie series "Young and Dangerous".

Oh yah,also from the pic above,you notice that Hadec is wearing a singlet,which fashion experts have identified as the latest Armani singlet this autumn,which have the words 'ARMY' written across the back. This is what I call a true friend,wearing the most exquisite singlet he can find and gracing such an important event wearing it and at a such a nice place like Fosters too!

So nice of Shu to give this stick-shaped box of candies to Yida.Those who have read my entry earlier would have known that this is an amended caption of the picture above.This is due to the fact that the previous caption was found to be slightly offensive to Shu.Thus,an official apology here and I'm sure that you will be happy to see that this caption has been amended.Thanks for the Pooh bear btw sweet of you to give it to your favourite blogger.

And there it is,Chua Yee Tat flys off to Manchester again for another extended period of time while those friends that often visit his hometown of JB will surely miss this Ahmad who ferries them all over the place.The picture above is taken just before his flight at Changi Airport.On a more emotional note,Yida has been a great friend all these years since our Secondary 1 days in Chinese High,where we had great dreams and ambitions about making it big in the business world 1 day,which I'm sure we can,to those days at SAJC.He will be sorely missed but I know that on his return,he will be armed with at least a Honours degree which can only do him good.I will never forget especially about all those times during JC when during soccer games,in particular the National Schools' matches,where there are hundreds of spectators,he saved me repeatedly from been utterly embarassed by helping me take goal kicks again and again.

Bon Voyage Yida, I look forward to the day when we sit atop our big grand hot air balloon,above the new Wembley stadium,watching the match where we elaborately fixed unfold in the best seats of them all.To the chinking of our glasses filled to the brim with wine,when the goal that we have been expecting is scored. Cheers.

updated

2006-09-16T11:37:00.000+08:00

Have been asked to update my blog more often but army commitments means less time to do up my wonderful online diary.so my faithful readers please practise some patience but be sure that there will be more nice and hopefully entertaining posts to come.

The last week has been extremely hectic with army,soccer and social gatherings all packed into the last few days.Notably,David Wu and Yida are going overseas so they each organised their own gatherings like a bbq and a dinner respectively.More of these to be mentioned in upcoming posts as Takumi have yet to received any pictures on these events.Friends please send them in for me to put it up.Highlights will include a booze-filled bbq(without much food but plenty of booze;is that still called a bbq?) and a dinner where the presence of someone special sure made Yida's day.

Special shout-outs to Indra Ho and Cheng Yew Teng on their 20th birthdays. May you enjoy the last year before adulthood and although I personally did not deliver any presents to you guys,I sincerely hope that a special mention on my widely-publicised blog is enough to make you guys happy :)

I am a genius

2006-09-08T11:01:00.000+08:00

oh man this new blog skin just looks so gd,it makes me wana cry just by looking at it :)
edited a quote from my favourite girl Paris Hilton to mildly describe how i feel after changing my new blog skin.For a blogging novice and HTML idiot,this is a tremendous feat.
Don't know how to create an 'add comments' feature at the end of my posts though,like the previous skin can,but i think the outlook more than make up for that haha.
This skin may look a bit dark and is filled with hate,a complete opposite of myself,but its time to show a different side of me that I'm not someone to be trifled with.Especially in my zai dui Serangoon.

Army Vocations(part 1)

2006-09-07T10:55:00.000+08:00

Today i will describe the various army vocations and also their different roles in the army using my personal friends as examples :)

Technician:Alvin Teo aka Hadech Fat Kia

This vocation is normally left for the PES C people (not so healthy,medical problems aplenty,but some also geng one) to fill.According to the man-in-the know,Hadech,there are many different kinds of equipment that they can maintain e.g. rifles and so.
Typically,they have an 8 to 5 stay out life.This job is slack.
What makes me say that?Seeing how my friend Hadech balloon to over 100kg is enough
evidence of that.The countless canteen breaks is taking a toll on both his pocket and his
body.Another notable technician that i know of is former Chinese High heavyweight Gordon Giang,
who have since gone through a mysterious transformation into his present skinny self,definitely not the
result of being a technician. Rumours in circulation are that Gordon have gone through a liposuction.

Rifleman: Yong Changkian aka Scanty aka Cutie

The rifleman is what makes up most of our army.These combat fit soldiers go through all type of shit and is regarded as the most unpopular vocation by most people.Riflemen are mostly made up of hokkien peng and also those that received lesser education,m*ts?Lots of them have been through RTC,Boys' Home and such and when you are in a rifleman's bunk,it is often that many colourful dragon or war god designs can be seen on their bodies.This vocation's unpopularity is due to the common perception that rifleman go through all types of shit training but get only meagre pay and are not well respected in general.However,riflemen actually live quite slack lives when they are having lull period or when their training ends.They mostly spend their time kao bei kao bu,watching TV,or in the case of our friend CJ,thinking about how to charm the girls.Our famous Mole has also build up substantial muscles and by communicating with his Hokkien pengs often,he will soon be able to add ah lians into his ever-growing armoury of girls/flings that is generally made up of girls who has received A level education.

The sportsman: Lin Diyan

The luckiest form of service you can do for the nation:by playing sports.Talented sportsman who have the right connections often lead enjoyable and relaxing NS lives by playing their favourite sports as their vocation.One good instance is my friend Diyan.As you can see,he plays water polo.This PES E (the lowest health grade.very,very sickly.wonder how he plays polo.apparently 1 of his ear is useless for hearing) dude lives a 8am to 10am,7pm to 9pm life just by playing polo.His primary vocation is supposedly a clerk but he is excused from even turning up at the office due to his sports commitments.What a lucky guy.Now you people you know why he seems to have seemingly endless off days when you see him in town.

Commando:Micah Lewis

Our commandos,the elite of the elites.From battling in
the jungles of Thailand to jumping off planes,these guys are the professionals in it.The 1st Commando Batallion has won the SAF Best Unit Competition for countless times.Their tough men training appears not to have gone to waste.However many commandos e.g. Micah Lewis complain that they do not get a salary that they should deserve.Nevertheless,their fit bodies will always be a reward for their gruelling physical work."For Honour and Glory" is their motto.Personally, I feel that their motto can be best seen in them when they hit the clubs.Commandos are generally the bunch who are most desperate for girls.Must be the result of too much isolation from the opposite sex in the jungles.On a particular booze-fuelled post NDP parade event at Zouk,these commandos can be seen brazenly trying to arrange orgy sessions with girls. Haha,just after seeing them hold their heads up high on TV, their ways in Zouk show that our elite defenders of Singapore actually really do need females to survive.Females please do your jobs in pleasing our commandos to ensure that we continue to have security and prosperity in Singapore.

By the way,I'm not relating to Micah Lewis in any way in the post above :) The photo above shows Lewis on the right,while on the left is our Prince Charming pilot will be further described in a later post.

This is quite tiring so I'm going to continue with a part 2 in future.Stay tuned.

any team wana play a friendly match

2006-09-05T20:47:00.000+08:00

Although i know this is a very new blog and also that not really many people view my page now,i would still like to extend a big invition to anyone who wana play a friendly match against my team.

Of course,the field and the referee must be booked to ensure as professionally-runned a match as we can possibly organise.

Any stakes?We will be up for it.Although i think playing "punch" as stake would be great for me personally.

Anyway i never seem to get enough of playing soccer.Almost every Sat we already have a street soccer session down at Lor Ah Soo,+ the car park street soccer with my mortar platoon mates in camp,+ 9div soccer training for the inter formation tournament.

How can you stop me from playing the beautiful game man...

kao bei kao bu

2006-09-03T20:55:00.000+08:00

so the title of this post is "kbkb"
:)
ok i just read this article on today's Sunday Times about videos of NSFs fooling around being caught on video and circulated via youtube.
and people are making a big fuss about it now.

COME ON MAN WADS THE BIG DEAL WHEN SOME NSFs (National Slavery Force) ARE TRYING TO BREAK OUT OF THEIR MONOTONOUS,MEANINGLESS LIVES AS SLAVES WITH MOMENTS OF HARMLESS FUN?

Seriously,so what's wrong with us posting videos of a mock shooting or a staged ndp ceromony?Is there the need to make such a big hoo-ha over it.Maybe Singaporeans are really too enclosed in their small little island that they fail to look at the real big issues out there in the world.And MINDEF,being their usual politically correct self,start to release statements about the personnel involved in the video being punished.Is it time to start protecting the interests of your servicemen,who are already trying hard not to call the SAF hotline or even the New Paper hotline reporting about the atrocities their commanders,mostly regulars,do in camp.The practicing of double standards to serve the best interests of regulars at the expense of NSFs,there are countless examples of these.Yet us,who are already finding serving in the army a complete wastage of time and are just trying to suck it all up and tolerate the nonsense,are getting punished and attacked for such minor "offences".What more can i say.
It will not be right for me to overgeneralise all the regulars in the army.Of course there are plenty of good commanders who signed on in the army.But im sure many guys who have served their NS will probably identify with what I'm talking about.Such black sheep really taint the reputation of army regulars to such a great extent that i think only the word "shit" can be used to describe the reputation of these regulars.

Ok enough of the kbkb of all these army shit.Too many personal incidents that I have experienced just made me so pissed with the whole NS system.On a lighter note,I may be going to Zouk this mambo night so see u guys there.I'm sure the drinks will be overflowing again :)

Debut post

2006-09-03T16:07:00.000+08:00

haha..was being bored and just doing some random blog surfing when an ingenius idea struck me,"Y shldn't I start a blog too?"And so here is the masterpiece.

Benefits of blogging
1.Brush up my English. Since i dun really have a realli great command of the English language,i guess this will probably help me in improving? Although i was frm Chinese High doesn't really mean that i am that cheena.I believe that i am actually an effective bilingual person who will succeed in the real world out there. :) By the way,my GP grade was better den most of you guys out there probably. So take that

2.Educate the plentiful morons out there.I plan to use this blog to say anything i want,including my views on life and maybe current affairs? So the morons out there can get to learn from a soon-to-be undergraduate.Hopefully from reading my blog they can widen their thinking and get out of their little world of playing DOTA and Maplestory.

3.To try to be famous.In today's digital age,blogging is 1 of e ways u can fasttrack into the world of the rich and famous.Look at that stupid xiaxue.W/o her blog who would know of her inconsequential existence.(Btw i tink she is damn ugly and poser.On another note,she cannot be too stupid as she actually manage to make blogging her profession and even earn $ from it.) A person of my stature shldn't need to use this avenue to become famous budden haha...No harm trying using different forms of method trying to make it right? Watch out Paris Hilton im soon gona be a socialite and become more famous than u blond bitch.

4.Too sian at home.Nothing better to do so might as well start this blog.

On a more serious note,i really dunno whether this is just a stupid 1 off idea or i will really take the effort to maintain this.Guess only time will tell.

Apologies to the many insensitive and egoistic remarks up there.All these are just my personal opinions so please do not take offence in it